Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/09/07 18:53

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:26:21 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
<brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.uk> wrote:

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>Haven't replied to this post yet? Still googling for the definition of
>assembly language? Decided that Steve and I do in fact know a damn lot
>more than you when it comes to web-design?

Actually I rather just enjoyed the idea of you wasting two or three
hours of your worthless life typing out a 900 line posts that I won't
ever even read. If that thought stops being so amusing I'll consider
reading/replying to it. But really, I doubt there's anything in there
aside from your usual miscomprehension, lies, bullshit and pathetic
attempts at creating strawmen.

See the thing of it is, Brendan, I found a picture of you:
http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/256/3/a/Two_Faces_by_brendangillatt.jpg

....yeah. And ever since I've seen that picture...I just...I just
can't seem to take you seriously...at all. Maybe it's the fact that
you look like yer still in middle school with a prepub, peach fuzz,
scrote hair "mustache", or maybe it's those precious little baby girl
freckles you're sportin, I dunno, but just knowing that you REALLY ARE
some tweenage muppet fuck whose tryin to rip off someone else's
blogger board...yeah...don't bother me kid, I get "grown up" things to
do.

Oh and before that pedophile Stevie jumps in tryin to slurp yer virgin
ass and steal yer black cherry, no, I'm not contradicting what I said
about age in that other post, it's just I'm drawing the line at fuckin
puberty. If yer gawd damn balls haven't even dropped I don't wanna be
hearing about your "incredible insights" (read incredible stupidity)
about the world of web development.

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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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