Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/10/07 11:04

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 07:35:05 +0100 (BST), Feed No Troll
<nobody@mixmin.net> wrote:

>THE TROLLS, MAYBE THEY WOULD GO AWAY!!!!
>JACKOFF MORE AND TROLL USENET LESS? MAYBE GET OPEN SORES
>THAT WILL CONSUME THEIR TIME WHILE THEY BAKE THEIR CAKE
>SLAVERING?
>
>IT SURE COULDN'T HURT
>
>IN ANY CASE, YOU CERTAINLY COULDN'T HAVE MUCH WORK TO DO IF YOU
>ENGAGE
>THESE *PEOPLE* IN EMOTIONAL NON PRODUCTIVE DIATRIBE
>I KNOW THESE PEOPLE, THEY'LL BE GONE SOON ENOUGH, THATS WHY THEY
>ARE SO DESPERATE, THEY KNOW *THAT*
>
>THEY ARE CHASING THEIR TAILS, SNARLING IN CONFUSION, SNAPPING,
>BITING THEMSELVES, THEY ARE COMPELLED TO DO SO BY THE LORD OF
>HOSTS
>
>HAVE AN ORANGE SUNSHINEY DAY!
>
>TOURETTE'S 101 Kl00

....woah, SOMEbody sure is an angry snit today!

Tsch, tsch, tsch...must be THAT time of the month. *nods*

Someone better get this bitch a tampon so she can get her caps lock
unstuck.

BTW, Miss Bitch, I've been around online since long before you ever
even knew what online meant, so I'm not goin anywhere...you on the
other hand...yeah, yer not far off from retarding on back to whatever
ban happy little Webbie board it was that shit you out in the first
place. And when yer stupid ass is finally gone...*snicker*...good
riddance. One less drama-fag on teh Usenets. ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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