Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/10/07 20:28

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 17:22:15 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
<brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.uk> wrote:

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>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> did you see the physical description he gives himself on myspace? 5'11 /
>>> atheletic. did you see his mug right above the description? how hard did you
>>> laugh? he obviously is consistently overstating or out-and-out lying about
>>> everything.
>>
>> Why don't you come the fuck on over and see how athletic I am, Junior,
>> my address isn't exactly some big sekrat. I mean if you're *SO* sure
>> of yourself and if you think you're Gods gift to female attraction,
>> hell, you should have *NO* problem at all stepin it the fuck
>> up...well, unless of course you look like your little friend Brendan:
>> http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/256/3/a/Two_Faces_by_brendangillatt.jpg
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>There's no point in calling me little - It appears I am mentally more
>mature than you and I'm actually 2 inches taller than what you faked your
>myspace height as ;]

Do you think that somehow makes up for your incredibly small and
deformed looking penis?

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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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