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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/10/07 20:28
On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:04:43 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
wrote:
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>"Brendan Gillatt" <brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.uk> wrote
>in message news:r6qdnTII9ZvmYJHanZ2dnUVZ8sTinZ2d@pipex.net...
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>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 11:15:40 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com> wrote:
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>>>> lol. as soon as he mentioned that, i did the math in my *head* and
>>>> guestimated (rounding and such) 7 hits per second. fact is, dilweed
>>>> simply
>>>> makes up shit
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>>> *Hatter leans back and gets caught with the happy lamp.*
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>> oh dear
>
>exactly! i hope he's at home getting caught. walmart may see that in the
>same light as his last employer, dairy queen. seems dairy queen said 'oh
>dear' when they caught him happy on the job...then they said, 'you're fired'
>(which is not a foreign term to omh i'm sure).
I hate to ruin yer lil Hatter fantasy, Stain, but the only time I ever
got "fired" was at Sykes...and technically I quit about three months
before they fired me, I just went all Office Space on 'em, which was
hella fun. I really must recommend that to anyone working as a
cubical monkey (which is most of you tards...well, except for you
Stain, I guess yer still in middle school, huh?).
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
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