Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/10/07 20:28

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 17:09:17 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
<brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.uk> wrote:

>> Actually I rather just enjoyed the idea of you wasting two or three
>> hours of your worthless life typing out a 900 line posts that I won't
>> ever even read. If that thought stops being so amusing I'll consider
>> reading/replying to it. But really, I doubt there's anything in there
>> aside from your usual miscomprehension, lies, bullshit and pathetic
>> attempts at creating strawmen.

>Denial again.

Son, you're not even old enough to know what that means. Let me know
when you clean that dirt shit off yer upper lip and grow the fuck up.

>Just can't face the plain and simple facts that you've
>failed at web design. Big time.

Which certainly explains the half MILLION or so unique hits my sites
generate each month. How many unique hits do your sites generate?
Five maybe? LOL, can you say "projection"?

>> See the thing of it is, Brendan, I found a picture of you:
>> http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/256/3/a/Two_Faces_by_brendangillatt.jpg

>*grin* that was quite fun actually.

I'm sure it doesn't take much to amuse you, child.

>> ...yeah. And ever since I've seen that picture...I just...I just
>> can't seem to take you seriously...at all. Maybe it's the fact that
>> you look like yer still in middle school with a prepub, peach fuzz,
>> scrote hair "mustache", or maybe it's those precious little baby girl
>> freckles you're sportin, I dunno, but just knowing that you REALLY ARE
>> some tweenage muppet fuck whose tryin to rip off someone else's
>> blogger board...yeah...don't bother me kid, I get "grown up" things to
>> do.

>Aww, shame that photo was taken several years ago - could've been an even
>bigger eye opener for you. Still, I am 16 and I have ripped every last
>piece of proof out of every incredulous web design theory you've
>presented me with. Feels good huh?

You certainly are living in a fantasy land. Must be that "Johnny
Flunk" upbringing of yours. A whole sixteen years of being passed
along for failure, being give A's for having a positive "attitude".
Having Barney there to coddle you every step of the way and tell you
that he loves you even if you're a failure. Being told that it's okay
to wear your Pampers size 7s through elementary school and then over
celebrating your "accomplishment" of finally being wiping your own ass
at the age of 12. Your whole gawd damn shitting life has been nothing
but failure and stupidity, Brendan. But that's okay, you're apart of
the Barney Generation, so you've been properly engineered with Ritalin
to feel good even when you fail. And as long as your parents remember
to drug you off to school each day they can rest well knowing you
won't snap and kill all your classmates with the sudden epiphany of
what you really are in life...a pathetic, dribbling failure who will
never accomplish anything in life.

Tell me, Brendan, does your "mommy" and "daddy" celebrate and make you
chocolate milk every time you take something apart? Do you they
fondle you and tell you how PROUD they are of their "little genius",
who can, WOW, take things apart! It makes you feel all smiley inside
doesn't it? *snicker* Yer so fuckin pathetic.

>> Oh and before that pedophile Stevie jumps in tryin to slurp yer virgin
>> ass and steal yer black cherry

>I'm sure he wasn't even thinking like that - very strange the graphic
>detail you provided, however.

Yeah I'm not on Ritalin like you so it's pretty easy to describe the
reality of his posts in great detail like that.

>> it's just I'm drawing the line at fuckin
>> puberty.

>Did you never reach it?

This is not a shared experience, Prepub.

>> If yer gawd damn balls haven't even dropped I don't wanna be
>> hearing about your "incredible insights" (read incredible stupidity)
>> about the world of web development.

>Because you didn't make the grade and never comprehended web design as
>well as someone you're junior?

How quickly yer Ritalin dose makes you forget the ass blistering you
received:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON.swf

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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


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