Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/10/07 20:28

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:07:13 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
wrote:

>
>"Tim Streater" <tim.streater@dante.org.uk> wrote in message
>news:tim.streater-52CC3F.17540410102007@news.individual.net...
>> In article <Sa7Pi.44$oJ3.16@newsfe06.lga>, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>>> news:lvnpg3l80iphm4ohfgignpri58699dup63@4ax.com...
>>> > On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:04:53 +1000, "asdf" <asdf@asdf.com> wrote:
>>> >
>>> >>> Or on the corner of 5th and Main where you apparently whore yourself
>>> >>> out for "sub work". *nods*
>>> >
>>> >>Nope. I am expensive. My clients get value for money, though.
>>> >
>>> > If you're expensive how could they be getting a "value"? What do you
>>> > throw in a free blow job or something?
>>>
>>> the value would be that they have someone producing good solutions. and,
>>> it's fucktards like you, omh, that make the distinction between good and
>>> bad
>>> so very crystal clear...and shows how much clients are willing to pay to
>>> stay away from your type.
>>>
>>> when you quit working for walmart, you will encounter this...since you
>>> will
>>> find it near impossible to get a job developing software - maybe
>>> photographs, but definitely not software.
>>>
>>> >>>>In short, the term is meaningless management wank.
>>> >
>>> >>> Wow, for a word so meaningless you sure managed to dribble on a lot
>>> >>> about it...what was that, like a dozen fuckin paragraphs worth of
>>> >>> meaning you came up with just for ONE little word? *whistles*
>>> >
>>> >>You are obviously so emotionally and intellectually retarded that you
>>> >>don't
>>> >>recognise satire when you see it.
>>> >
>>> > Considering that I'm now the SECOND person in less than a day that
>>> > you've accused of not recognizing your AMAZING "satire"...yeah...maybe
>>> > the problem is you, Dribbles.
>>>
>>> wow. so you found someone with the same intelligence as you? i had hoped
>>> the
>>> rest of the 80 iq'ed idiots would stay outta here. we're waiting for you
>>> still to leave...we don't need more.
>>
>> What is it with the dipshit's .sig, anyway? He open's his mouth and what
>> comes out? Bumper stickers!
>
>as bad as that is, wait till you see what comes out of his ass! hint: that's
>where his cranium resides...near impuretuity! (that's why he always seems to
>be speaking from it...really, its just his mouth being a ventrilloquist)

Apparently your post is REALLY witty when yer strung the fuck out on
Ritalin...try and remember though that the rest of us aren't doped up
like you, kid.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
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