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Posted by Brendan Gillatt on 10/10/07 21:17
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Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 17:09:17 +0100, Brendan Gillatt
> <brendanREMOVETHIS@brendanREMOVETHISgillatt.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>> Actually I rather just enjoyed the idea of you wasting two or three
>>> hours of your worthless life typing out a 900 line posts that I won't
>>> ever even read. If that thought stops being so amusing I'll consider
>>> reading/replying to it. But really, I doubt there's anything in there
>>> aside from your usual miscomprehension, lies, bullshit and pathetic
>>> attempts at creating strawmen.
>
>> Denial again.
>
> Son, you're not even old enough to know what that means.
Sure I do and you're making a fine example, keep it up.
> Let me know
> when you clean that dirt shit off yer upper lip and grow the fuck up.
>
>> Just can't face the plain and simple facts that you've
>> failed at web design. Big time.
>
> Which certainly explains the half MILLION or so unique hits my sites
> generate each month. How many unique hits do your sites generate?
> Five maybe? LOL, can you say "projection"?
Congratulations on your e-penis. I'm sure a reciprocal of that figure
relates to your physical size.
>>> See the thing of it is, Brendan, I found a picture of you:
>>> http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/256/3/a/Two_Faces_by_brendangillatt.jpg
>
>> *grin* that was quite fun actually.
>
> I'm sure it doesn't take much to amuse you, child.
No I actually quite enjoy laughing.
>>> ...yeah. And ever since I've seen that picture...I just...I just
>>> can't seem to take you seriously...at all. Maybe it's the fact that
>>> you look like yer still in middle school with a prepub, peach fuzz,
>>> scrote hair "mustache", or maybe it's those precious little baby girl
>>> freckles you're sportin, I dunno, but just knowing that you REALLY ARE
>>> some tweenage muppet fuck whose tryin to rip off someone else's
>>> blogger board...yeah...don't bother me kid, I get "grown up" things to
>>> do.
>
>> Aww, shame that photo was taken several years ago - could've been an even
>> bigger eye opener for you. Still, I am 16 and I have ripped every last
>> piece of proof out of every incredulous web design theory you've
>> presented me with. Feels good huh?
>
> You certainly are living in a fantasy land. Must be that "Johnny
> Flunk" upbringing of yours. A whole sixteen years of being passed
> along for failure, being give A's for having a positive "attitude".
> Having Barney there to coddle you every step of the way and tell you
> that he loves you even if you're a failure.
Woah there - Barney was a bit before my time ;]
> Being told that it's okay
> to wear your Pampers size 7s through elementary school and then over
> celebrating your "accomplishment" of finally being wiping your own ass
> at the age of 12. Your whole gawd damn shitting life has been nothing
> but failure and stupidity, Brendan. But that's okay, you're apart of
> the Barney Generation
Actually no you're off by about 5 years.
> so you've been properly engineered with Ritalin
Sorry no but I'm actually a very calm person.
> to feel good even when you fail.
I suppose that's better than denial.
> And as long as your parents remember
> to drug you off to school each day they can rest well knowing you
> won't snap and kill all your classmates with the sudden epiphany of
> what you really are in life...a pathetic, dribbling failure who will
> never accomplish anything in life.
I can just feel that you wished for a more successful childhood.
> Tell me, Brendan, does your "mommy" and "daddy" celebrate and make you
> chocolate milk every time you take something apart?
No but my 'daddy' certainly educated me from the age of 5 with
electronics far better than you can comprehend.
> Do you they
> fondle you and tell you how PROUD they are of their "little genius",
> who can, WOW, take things apart! It makes you feel all smiley inside
> doesn't it? *snicker* Yer so fuckin pathetic.
Because I recycle my old electronic equipment? Sure it makes me feel
happy that I don't have to order from Farnell every time I need parts.
>>> Oh and before that pedophile Stevie jumps in tryin to slurp yer virgin
>>> ass and steal yer black cherry
>
>> I'm sure he wasn't even thinking like that - very strange the graphic
>> detail you provided, however.
>
> Yeah I'm not on Ritalin like you so it's pretty easy to describe the
> reality of his posts in great detail like that.
Oh is it lysergic acid that makes you believe that?
>>> it's just I'm drawing the line at fuckin
>>> puberty.
>
>> Did you never reach it?
>
> This is not a shared experience, Prepub.
Oh yeah - of course it isn't. The difference is I can control myself when
engaging in conversation - something you never did learn to do.
>>> If yer gawd damn balls haven't even dropped I don't wanna be
>>> hearing about your "incredible insights" (read incredible stupidity)
>>> about the world of web development.
>
>> Because you didn't make the grade and never comprehended web design as
>> well as someone you're junior?
>
> How quickly yer Ritalin dose makes you forget the ass blistering you
> received:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON.swf
I still don't get it - I can't even see the start of the text at 800x600.
Still, nice rectangles, strikingly straight edges ;]
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Brendan Gillatt
brendan {at} brendangillatt {dot} co {dot} uk
http://www.brendangillatt.co.uk
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