Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/13/07 05:19

On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 21:08:06 -0000, newbie <vijayjoshi4u@gmail.com>
wrote:

>So Guys..

Srsly you guys, srsly.

>I propose to write the biography of a legend. I request you people to
>extend it. :-)

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No really, srsly you guys!

>OMH - The Legendary PIG

Oh, I'm sensing some angry...tsch, tsch, tsch...gotta what those angry
snit types, they're always screaming and throwing little tantrums.

>OMH was born in the brothels of I dont know where.

Boy that's a GREAT start so far! I can really tell this whole
"biography" idea is REALLY gonna take off! You're OBVIOUSLY a
literarily GENIUS!

>He was a filthy bastard right from his birth.
>He has spent his younger days in a Brothel (I dont know where & I
>realy dont care). /*nods

10 to 1 says this "biography" is gonna start out with, "It was a dark
and stormy night..."

>yes its a fact.

You commonly confuse wishful thinking with facts.

>why are you people wondering.

....I REALLY don't think anyone is actually...well, besides the Hatter
Addicts like you. Your kind is retarded at best and your wanton
attempts to tug at my pant leg for Webrity attention are most often
either outright ignored or used as a tool to damage and disrupt other
communities.

>truth is always stranger than fiction.

Boy you are just chalked full of random banal cliches aren't you?
Hell, you oughta forget this "biography" idea and see about opening
yourself up a fortune cookie shop.

>I am still collecting facts about this legend.

Here, let me translate: "I am still randomly making up shit in a horse
shit, laughable at best attempt to try and 'get back' at dat mean 'ol
Mad Hatter for boot fuckin me up the ass eight ways to last week."

>Probably you people have some more
>information........... :)

Most people are of the opinion that there's only one thing worse than
a Mad Hatter...and that's a Mad Hatter Addict.

>Feel free to extend the biography

Feel free to get hit by a bus, and don't worry, no one will even
notice your lack of existence, you inane cluster fuck.

Oh, and posting through Google via a proxy server in New
Delhi...yeah...not the brightest idea since most foreign admins are
easily paid off with a few bucks to send you a copy of their server
logs. Just a lil FYI for ya there, ya sloppy ass n00b.job.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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