Posted by Neredbojias on 10/14/07 16:10

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:58:54 GMT
dorayme scribed:

> In article
> <Xns99C8B1D1A3A5Bnanopandaneredbojias@198.186.190.161>,
> Neredbojias <monstersquasher@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> Dorayme is the kind of person with a
>> gift to inspire great wit by simply relating circumstances from the
>> unorthodoxy of her daily existence.
>
> I tell you only the most humdrum things. But there are others, no
> humdrum about them. Like:
>
> Recently a new neighbour moved in next door to me. I was pleased
> that this party was nice and quiet. Today I found out why. It was
> me. I had moved in next door to myself. I heard my voice speaking
> to someone on the telephone, it was quite unmistakable. My god,
> this is going to complicate matters.

Yeah, especially if both of you say the same thing.

Anyway, my guess is that (1) you have a split personality, or (2) your
narcisstic tendencies have run amok, or (3) you are suffering symptoms
spawned from guilt related to autosexual excesses.

My advice is to avoid the credo of keeping your hands to yourself and find
a man as quick as you can.

--
Neredbojias
Half lies are worth twice as much as whole lies.

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