Posted by Neredbojias on 10/17/07 15:49

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 13:14:28
GMT rf scribed:

>>> Unfortunately, no. That's why I'm 49 years old, never been married,
>>> and am still a virgin. (And unfortunately I'm not kidding.)
>>
>> Gee, that's a shame. Perhaps all you need is a hand getting started.
>
> You too, Neredbojias are a tart.

Yeah, but when I get up on stage in my tight jewel sack and transparent
shrink wrap and do "The Bactrian", all the women go absolutely, uh, nuts.
Furthermore, I get free drinks at the club all night as long as I don't
shrivel from stage fright or crowd-revulsion.

--
Neredbojias
Half lies are worth twice as much as whole lies.

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