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Posted by Neredbojias on 10/20/07 10:50
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 02:50:56
GMT dorayme scribed:
>> >> And what do I get for giving you part of me?
>> >
>> > A lesser beating by Officer Bud White. That's the best I can
>> > offer.
>>
>> Well, let's see, it's a, uh, tempting offer. One thing remains to be
>> considered, however. Who pays the postage?
>
> Officer White, of course. He will stand over you and look at your
> sorry ass on the ground and throw you some coins as he turns away
> in disgust and leaves...
Oh, that'll never do. I cannot accept money from strangers.
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Neredbojias
The 16th century French satirical writer Franηois Rabelais in his series of
novels Gargantua and Pantagruel, discussing the various ways of cleansing
oneself at the toilet, wrote that: "He who uses paper on his filthy bum,
will always find his ballocks lined with scum."
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