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Posted by Neredbojias on 10/21/07 17:05
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 13:52:56
GMT Brian Robertson scribed:
> The other problem I have - time based again - is that I learn
> something and then it is so long before I get to use it that I have
> forgotten it again!
There's a simple fix for that. Whenever you learn something, tell your
girlfriend/wife/significant squeeze it reminds you of your relationship
with her. She'll be talking about it for years...
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Neredbojias
The 16th century French satirical writer Franηois Rabelais in his series of
novels Gargantua and Pantagruel, discussing the various ways of cleansing
oneself at the toilet, wrote that: "He who uses paper on his filthy bum,
will always find his ballocks lined with scum"
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