Posted by Neredbojias on 10/28/07 16:00

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 08:01:36
GMT dorayme scribed:

>> Tea? BLAH!! That's for old ladies and pretentious yuppies. You
>> ought try a real drink - Coke. The 2 things I drink almost
>> exclusively are Coke and Limeade. That's it - no beer or alcy,
>> either. Occasionally I may take a break and ingest some water from a
>> mineral source because sometimes just plain water is gooooood. But
>> tea went out with the biplane.
>
> Crickey! Coke! That rots your teeth. You don't drink at all?
> What's the matter with you? No beer? No wine? No straight
> bourbon? I will send some with Officer White next time he has to
> pay you a visit. He will sit with you and have a few tinnies and
> a good yack. You will enjoy it.

Yeah, Coke rots your teeth, but my dentist is a stone fox and when she
bends over to look into my mouth, her right breast presses provocatively
against my chest.

I pretty much abstain from alcoholic beverages except when I go to listen
to music at the strip club. There, I might have 6 or 8 brews just to
mellow-out and purge the containers holding my bodily fluids. Renewing
vital fluids is recommended at least every 3 months or 3,000 miles -
whichever comes first. Besides, pissing every 10 minutes does provide a
good excuse for adulating one's manhood should it be feeling a little
neglected.

--
Neredbojias
Just a boogar in the proboscis of life.

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