Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 11/14/07 15:00

On 8 Nov 2007 11:20:44 -0800, "C." <colin.mckinnon@gmail.com> wrote:

>On 7 Nov, 18:18, richard <uan...@spam.not> wrote:
>> See code below.
>>
>> After months of hard work and trying several variations, I have concluded
>> that standard html just isn't going to cut it.
>>
>> I am putting together a massive list of information and have considered
>> doing it in php. I think that by just showing "item1" in a long list, then
>> when the user clicks it on it, a table appears showing more detailed info,
>> this would be a better approach.
>> Othewise, you'd need to scroll through a page of repetitive tables and wind
>> up getting dizzy.
>>
>> Could PHP do something of this nature? I have not yet done any work with it
>> but would like to. The calendar portion would not show all 12 months.
>> Perhaps as many as 6 at the most.
>>
>> I do not yet have any of this posted anywhere so you could see what I want.
>>
>> Anyone have a website with something similar?
>>
>> <table><tr><td>item1</td><td>item2</td><td>item3</td></tr></table>
>> <table>
>> <tr>January</td>
>> <tr><td>1</td><td>8</td><td>15</td><td>22</td><td>29</td></tr>
>> <tr><td>99</td><td>99</td><td>99</td><td>99</td><td>99</td></tr>
>> </table>
>
>Yes, PHP *could* be part of a solution. But you need to learn how to
>program first. Although PHP is an excellent language to learn
>programming in, there are not a lot of resources teaching you how to
>do it.

What in the hell are you babbling about? PHP has like THE BEST
resource of pretty much ANY language...
http://us3.php.net

....fuckin DUH!

Granted it's not going to hold your hand for you and wipe your ass
like they do in a college setting...but you'll be better for it, trust
me. Spoon fed educated types have no business working in the tech
industry.

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