Posted by Bone Ur on 11/27/07 03:33

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:15:19
GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:

>>> Groupers <spit> are just clueless.
>>>
>>> Ow. That hurt. I think sharks aren't supposed to spit.
>>
>> Probably don't have the cheeks for it. Or maybe one of the tin cans
>> came up.
>
> Yeah. The gills are kind of right there.

Well, gillty things do have to pay the price.

>> And when you're called for the final judgment, what are you gonna
>> say? "I boinked and swam in oblivious malaise..."? Now that I think
>> about it,
>
> I'm gonna say --> http://blinkynet.net/images/dinner.jpg
>
> But please note that's not me: http://blinkynet.net

Who is it, Humphrey Halibut?

>> I've never heard anyone ever claim there were sharks in heaven.
>> Little wonder.
>
> http://www.tsrocks.com/d/darkthrone_texts/straightening_sharks_in_heave
> n.html

Uh, yeah... That made like no sense whatsoever. Who writes such crap,
charter members of the mutual mental midgets admiration society?

>>> You forget one thing. Land sharks.
>>
>> -An extremely rare breed with negligable impact on anything except
>> standup comedy.
>
> Pop culture rules.

Only if Bush says so.

>>>>> One of the essences of sharkness is the beauty of sleekness and
>>>>> balance.
>>>>
>>>> Simple symmetry and simple mentality. Whoopee twang.
>>>
>>> We have an extremely low rate of mental illness, Mr. Vulnerable. ;)
>>
>> Well, there aren't a lot of sick rocks in the world, either...
>
> And an island never cries.

Who would listen?

--
Bone Ur
Cavemen have formidable pheromones.

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