Posted by Blinky the Shark on 11/27/07 04:00

Bone Ur wrote:
> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:15:19
> GMT Blinky the Shark scribed:
>
>>>> Groupers <spit> are just clueless.
>>>>
>>>> Ow. That hurt. I think sharks aren't supposed to spit.
>>>
>>> Probably don't have the cheeks for it. Or maybe one of the tin cans
>>> came up.
>>
>> Yeah. The gills are kind of right there.
>
> Well, gillty things do have to pay the price.
>
>>> And when you're called for the final judgment, what are you gonna
>>> say? "I boinked and swam in oblivious malaise..."? Now that I think
>>> about it,
>>
>> I'm gonna say --> http://blinkynet.net/images/dinner.jpg
>>
>> But please note that's not me: http://blinkynet.net
>
> Who is it, Humphrey Halibut?

It's who the caption says it is if you're evolved enough to read it.

>>> I've never heard anyone ever claim there were sharks in heaven.
>>> Little wonder.
>>
>> http://www.tsrocks.com/d/darkthrone_texts/straightening_sharks_in_heave
>> n.html
>
> Uh, yeah... That made like no sense whatsoever. Who writes such crap,
> charter members of the mutual mental midgets admiration society?

Didn't make any sense to me, either. I think this is to our credit.

>>>> You forget one thing. Land sharks.
>>>
>>> -An extremely rare breed with negligable impact on anything except
>>> standup comedy.
>>
>> Pop culture rules.
>
> Only if Bush says so.

I don't do politics.

>>>>>> One of the essences of sharkness is the beauty of sleekness and
>>>>>> balance.
>>>>>
>>>>> Simple symmetry and simple mentality. Whoopee twang.
>>>>
>>>> We have an extremely low rate of mental illness, Mr. Vulnerable. ;)
>>>
>>> Well, there aren't a lot of sick rocks in the world, either...
>>
>> And an island never cries.
>
> Who would listen?

Lake Erie, of course.

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