Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 12/02/07 07:16

On Sat, 1 Dec 2007 03:17:19 -0800 (PST), Richard
<richard.pi@gmail.com> wrote:

>Hi,
>
>I've got a potential client and potential problem. The client wants a
>website based on CMS with forum, blog and cart solution. Here's the
>problem.
>
>I could offer him:
>
>- website based on CMS, e.g. joomla
>- blog based on wordpress
>- forum based on vBulletin
>- and shop cart based e.g. on cubecart
>
>The problem is I don't know ( and I assume it's rather not possible )
>to integrate all of them into one website with the same look ( which
>the client could stomach ) and, what's the most important, the same
>login and password for the user who could access forum, blog and cart
>shop.
>
>Is there any solution or any way to integrate all of the requirements
>into one?
>
>..or bespoke solution is the only option?
>
>Cheers,
>Richard

....so really...you're just a dumbfuck cookie cutter artist whose
attempting to sell shit that's essentially, well, free for the most
part. That's interesting, how you posture yourself as a web
developer, when really, you're just a fuckin scam artist when ya get
right down to it. I would advise you to be honest with your
"potential client" and make sure they understand that you're not
actually giving them anything that they couldn't already get on their
own...for free. After you do that you might want to recommend they go
with an ACTUAL web developer and not just some poser class, wannabe,
cookie cutter dipshit like yourself. HTH! ^_^

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Onideus Mad Hatter
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