Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 12/02/07 07:24

On Fri, 30 Nov 2007 14:26:56 -0800, Gleep <Gleep@Gleep.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:51:55 -0800 (PST), Biao <foolishwang@gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>Hello, I'm a perfect php programmer,
>>
>>I'm a smart deligent honest guy living in China.
>>
>>I know php very well, and slso Mysql,css,ajax,javascript,html.
>>
>>I work at home, usually be online more than 16 hours a day. you can
>>see me online always.
>>
>>
>>http://www.phpprogrammer.cn/
>
>
>If you are 'a perfect php programmer' you might want to consider
>making a better home page...
>
>one with examples of sites you've done and code technique, your required
>salary things like that.
>
>and one more thing... you might want to use job boards rather than
>usenet for fidning work.

Yeah and not my fucking email address either. I mean, what the fuck,
there's nothing even ON my site that says ANYTHING about job openings
and yet somehow every week I wind up with at least 2 or 3 resumes in
my inbox (half of which are like from Russia, Europe, etc). I'm not
even technically running a *REAL* business, it's more of a hobby with
an occasional odd job when I want some extra money.

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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
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Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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