Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 12/24/07 17:32

On Wed, 19 Dec 2007 09:05:52 -0600, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
wrote:

>dude, jerry teaches.

WOAH! REALLY!? Holy shit, I mean, man I had *NO* idea! Thanks for
letting me know, I mean, HE TEACHES...*nods*...with a "fact" like
that, boy he *MUST* know what he's talking about.

I remember when I was in college at EWU...I had a computer science
instructor who thought unplugging components in a computer WHILE IT
WAS RUNNING was a perfectly acceptable thing to do...well, right
before he completely fried a system.

Just because you're an instructor doesn't mean you automatically know
what the fuck it is you're babbling about.

>that's despite the fact that he is a competent developer.

Your DELUSION would require some EXAMPLES in order to be called a
fact. Jerry has no site, he has no examples of any work he's
supposedly done, he has NOTHING, he IS nothing.

>> And really, in his case, I don't think it's a matter of him "not
>> liking" catcha images so much as he simply has no level of skill and
>> therefore does not comprehend how to even setup such a system
>> (especially not with whatever prefab cookie cutter piece of shit
>> Webbie board he's ripped off). He probably could have gotten better
>> help (as far as his actual situation) if he told everyone right from
>> the start that he had no coding ability and was simply using a
>> template jobbie.

>again, omh, having said all those harsh things about jerry...i am still
>convenced that the league he's in and the league you're in are seperated by
>light-years.

Look here Sunshine...your opinion...it isn't worth the shit I wiped
from my ass this morning. There is only ONE thing that matters in
this industry...what you produce. Either you run the fuck at the
mouth a whole lot like your lil friend Jerry...or you actually produce
sites and examples that show your knowledge extends past the failing
level of book slurping dipshit. Any retard can memorize a book on PHP
programming...doesn't mean you actually COMPREHEND any of it on a
WORKING level. That's a big, BIG difference...and coincidentally is
the reason why failures like Jerry are "teaching" rather than
producing websites.

>in fact, your skill level is demonstratively lower than than a
>person, having no computer skills at all, perusing barnes and noble and just
>picked up a 'beginning php' book to gloss over it...and not just for the
>simple fact that he can read it.

....I'm sorry, are you still speaking English?

>and as for your 6% of the visitors to your site, it's sad. 100% of the
>visitors to your site are the imaginary entities in your head...and you've
>got disention in the ranks. ROFL.

You know what the difference is between you and I...you pull shit out
of yer ass...and me...

http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details/backwater-productions.net

....yeah.

Let's see yer domain stats, Fuckwit...or are you just gonna keep
runnin at the mouth like yer moron friend Jerry? LOL

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