Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 01/10/08 14:12

On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:35:32 -0500, Lew <lew@lewscanon.com> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> I fuck yer mom with my cock, does that count?

>What are you,

A malevolent demon God who finds pleasurable bliss is tormenting the
lesser of your deficient species (namely you).

>twelve years old?
>
>Grow up, "d00d".

You must have missed the part where I was mocking you, child. I
rather enjoy how you've been psychologically (and possibly physically)
BEATEN as a child to feel dirty every time you hear a word like FUCK.

LOL, it wouldn't even be worth saying if not for the known fact that
it upsets you so much and inflicts you with horrible, tormentive
repressed memories of having your ass blistered and your mouth washed
out with soap by your neglectful parents.

>It's entirely possible to carry on a technical conversation in a professional
>manner, at least for most of us.

As it says in my .sig, I'm an artist, not a professional. And one of
my art forms just so happens to be verbal conflagration, the art of
flaming; twisting words in ways that make them as deadly as a real
weapon, stabbing into your failed intellect and ripping apart what
little ego you have left for the entertainment of others.

Here's a free cl00 for ya though...it's only effective as a weapon if
the target is weak enough to take everything online seriously (which I
suspect you do). ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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