Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 01/11/08 02:47

On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:15:28 +1100, "asdf" <asdf@asdf.com> wrote:

>> Too bad you aren't any good at it.

>It's true. You do it so often that your "art" (as you call it) has become
>self-derivative and boring.

Only if you're a Hatter Addict and can't the fuck stop reading every
last gawd damn post I make online. Of course the other important fact
is that so many of you lessers simply aren't worth wasting any new or
good material on, so you get sloppy seconds and a bitch slap across
yer idiot face with my cock every now and again...because really,
that's usually all the better it takes to keep you frothing in
replies. Do be sure and let me know though if you ever start
deserving better. *snicker*

>Oh... and stop crossposting.

....or what, yer gonna flail yer arms about, stomp yer feet, piss yer
training panties and throw a fit? *shrugs* Go for it, Pissy.

Why don't you shut yourself the fuck up and put some blinders on while
you're at it, that way you can be sure to keep your drooling idiocy
the fuck out of my posts, Downs.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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