Posted by dorayme on 01/24/08 00:09

In article <85sk65-0k9.ln1@ophelia.g5n.co.uk>,
Toby A Inkster <usenet200801@tobyinkster.co.uk> wrote:

> dorayme wrote:
>
> > Perhaps you need to get out of Iceland more often.
>
> Finland, Shirley?

Mrs Goldberg is having a drink at the bar of her regular club
when an oriental gentleman accidentally knocks over her drink.

"You damned Japanese!" yells Mrs Goldberg. "First you gave us
Pearl Harbour, now this!"

"Hold on a minute. I'm not Japanese, I'm Chinese."

"Chinese, Japanese — so what's in a name?"

"And you Jews," replies the Chinese, "you can talk! You sank the
Titanic!"

"We sank what?" asked the astonished Mrs Goldberg, "The Titanic
was sunk by an iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg. So what's in a name?"

--
dorayme

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