Posted by Neredbojias on 01/24/08 10:04

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 05:46:18
GMT Jeff scribed:

> Neredbojias wrote:
>> Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Thu, 24 Jan 2008
>> 03:59:46 GMT Jeff scribed:
>>
>>> I already regret asking this.
>>>
>>> I need a lightweight free to cheap mp3 audio player. It should
>>> have a
>>> start and stop feature and auto play on page load.
>>>
>>> I don't want any guff on why this shouldn't be done. So, if you
>>> know
>>> how this stupid stupid task can be done, point me at it. If you want
>>> to preach at me, ask yourself whether it is worth driving away
>>> another alt.html reader.
>>
>> Oh my GAWD! Autoplay??!!! Did your mother drop you on your head?
>> Is your underwear too tight? Are you a sadist in the making? Did
>> dodo cast a spell on your eternal psyche? What in tarnation is WRONG
>> with you, son???
>>
> My client insisted, I resisted, she got someone else to do it and it
> damaged our relationship.

Give her a spanking. It may not improve your relationship, but at least
you'll be doing your part to put women in their proper place.

> I'm in no mood for any of this.

Moods are for dames. Men have _attitudes_.

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Neredbojias
Riches are their own reward.

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