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Posted by Dr. Flonkenstein on 11/14/26 11:23
On Sat, 06 Aug 2005 23:23:40 +0000, FrankB wrote:
> Onideus Mad Hatter submitted this idea :
>> On Sat, 06 Aug 2005 14:32:39 +0200, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
>> <admin@localhost.localdomain> wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 05 Aug 2005 10:21:20 -0400, mimus wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 5 Aug 2005 15:17:03 +0100, PJR wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Friday 05 August 2005, Spanky The Thunder Chicken wrote in
>>>>> alt.usenet.kooks:
>>>>>
>>>>>> In article <cqd5f1l9hg975qghcrk4i46ui7nli9gp1f@4ax.com>,
>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hatter Blog, yo! Version 1.0!
>>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog/
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Teh groovy drop downs currently only work 100% in Netscape, in IE it's
>>>>>>> like they go too damn fast or something and you lose part of the
>>>>>>> animation (the lil swinging bar)...but it still looks kinda cool. In
>>>>>>> FireFox though...well it would work in FireFox except for some idiot
>>>>>>> reason that stupid browser doesn't support something as gut
>>>>>>> wrenchingly standard as teh damn Play() function...so I dunno, I'll
>>>>>>> try and fix that later.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> There's no animation on Safari under OS X 10.2.8, and since it sounds
>>>>>> like you're using Quicktime stuff (or so I assume from your discussion
>>>>>> of the Play() function and enablejavascript="true"), I won't even
>>>>>> bother checking, because QUICKTIME ISN'T SCRIPTABLE UNDER A MAC (well,
>>>>>> it is [supposedly] under OS x 10.4, and supposedly under Netscape, but
>>>>>> it's not under Safari, IE, or Firefox for 10.3.x or below, at least).
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I just had a huge problem trying to work around that on a site I was
>>>>>> working on (my client has a Mac, so I had to make sure everything
>>>>>> worked similarly to a PC).
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Anyway, on your site, I also got no animation (but I got a winkly
>>>>>> sound) under Mozilla (1.1.7b 20050730 build) on my PC (but I did get
>>>>>> animation under IE 6.0)
>>>>>
>>>>> No plugin found for 'application/x-mplayer2'. Do you want to download
>>>>> one from www.microsoft.com? [NO]
>>>>>
>>>>> A script on this page is causing KHTML to freeze. If it continues to
>>>>> run, other applications may become less responsive.
>>>>> Do you want to abort the script?
>>>>> [YES]
>>>>>
>>>>> I then get a little iframe box in the middle of the screen - *with
>>>>> *vertical and horizontal scrollbars, for fuck's sake* - and not a single
>>>>> word of text or clickable link visible anywhere on the page.
>>>>>
>>>>> That's with Konqueror 3.3.2 running on Debian Etch. The site is a little
>>>>> more interactive in Lynx 2.8.5: there's the excitement of selecting the
>>>>> iframe link and not knowing in advance that that page will be blank too!
>>>>>
>>>>> But I always like to find something positive to say, and at least it
>>>>> took much less time to download Mattie's blank webpage this time than on
>>>>> previous occasions. Well done, Mattie!
>>>>
>>>> Screw animated sites *and* scripts.
>>>>
>>>> Any time I run into a website that requires a plugin to view, I don't.
>>>>
>>>> And all "Web programmers" should be shot. Other than the CGI guys. CGI
>>>> in open- source C.
>>>
>>> Or perl or php.
>>
>> Or html.
>
> :)
>
> I am in a good mood today, giving free clues away to "Mad Hatter"
> artists that want to blog,
>
> 1) blog at blogspot.com , give it some content and don't try to
> reinvent the wheel.
But Diaper Boy loves oval wheels! It makes him think he's special.
> 2) type "server-side script [language]" in your favorite browser and
> come back this time without your obsolete "html" hickup.
> 3) type the same and add "SGML".
> 4) see you in a year or seven.
Or when hell freezes over or whatever happens first.
--
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