Posted by FrankB on 12/21/37 11:23

Dr. Flonkenstein scripsit in
<pan.2005.08.07.01.24.37.797193@localhost.localdomain> :
> On Sun, 07 Aug 2005 01:19:15 +0000, FrankB wrote:
>
>> Dr. Flonkenstein was thinking very hard :
>>> On Sat, 06 Aug 2005 23:59:39 +0000, FrankB wrote:
>>>
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter brought next idea :
>>>>> On 6 Aug 2005 10:03:42 GMT, "FrankB" <you.can@request.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Let them all send a screeshot then.
>>>>>
>>>>> Why don't you go ask them? Of course, chances are they don't really
>>>>> care about your inane fuckin stupidity, in which case they'll probably
>>>>> just blow you off...and they should.
>>>>
>>>> One did, here :
>>>> Message ID : <1in3sz8gzzuz.1b0lasdlh88$.dlg@40tude.net>
>>>> in AAVFFF froup.
>>>>
>>>>>> But, i believe you, no doubt. You're not a fraud, you're a joke.
>>>>>> I mean, Matt, you did not intend to ..write that gem of a blog with the
>>>>>> purpose of really meaning it ??? Yes ? Admit you were joking with that
>>>>>> fluffy page, come on..
>>>>>
>>>>> "fluffy page"...is that a Meow reference?
>>>>
>>>> Answer my question, pleaso do, are you a prat in between DaDa artistry
>>>> that makes pranks on subdirectories of his/her/it own useless site ?
>>>> (we're waiting for your "Portfolio", Matt)
>>>>
>>>>>> I decent "Web-programmer", whatever that stands for, should at least
>>>>>> use a browser dedection juvahhscript ... on client side (LOL!).
>>>>>> Free clue : use SSI mod_perl to do these.
>>>>>
>>>>> Jesus, teh poor boi is just rambling incoherently now. Oh and uh, it
>>>>> does have browser detection,
>>>>
>>>> It is prolly that ..ahum.. detection snipped that messes all up..
>>>> When variables on client-side are not assigned.. off course it "IS YOUR
>>>> DAMN PUTER's/HARDWARE FAULT", lol, here, go and get some consolation :
>>>> http://www.thenetworkadministrator.com/
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>> So knowing that i have IFRAMES disabled
>>>>>> -- why should i allow those to
>>>>>> load pages i didn't requested with x-www-applications that i don't care
>>>>>> about to install and run it.
>>>>>
>>>>> If you requested the main site you requested any sub sections
>>>>> associated with it, ie you don't get the banana without also getting
>>>>> the banana peel.
>>>>
>>>> LOL! Can i archive this ?
>>>>
>>>>> And as for plugins, OMG WTF are they really THAT
>>>>> scary?
>>>>
>>>> No, it is a boring job to deal with..
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>> A WWW browser has the solely purpose of getting (GET) TEXT information
>>>>>> about my next flight from A to B, have RSS->rendered TEXT feed about
>>>>>> the latest news in my preffered language or purchase a book at lowest
>>>>>> rate.. hmm ?
>>>>>
>>>>> ...then what are you bitching about? I mean, why did you even GO to
>>>>> my site in the first place, you fuckin MORON.
>>>>
>>>> I like my daily comics, Mattie.
>>>>
>>>>> OMG HOW
>>>>> FUCKING RETARDED ARE YOU?
>>>>
>>>> Day -3
>>>>
>>>>>>> Oh, BTW, side note to Spanky, it might work now on teh Mac...although
>>>>>>> I had to sacrifice W3C compliancy in order to do it.
>>>>>> http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.backwater-productions.net
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And about a year ago you said "I don't care about W3's compliancy"..
>>>>>> Matt, you may be an artist but please, don't be a buffoon and avoid
>>>>>> Cn0tm awards.
>>>>>
>>>>> Franky, you may be a dumbfuck but please, don't be a drooler and avoid
>>>>> reality.
>>>>
>>>> :) Next! :
>>>
>>> What makes your think a scriptboi like Diaperqueen is able to understand
>>> how networks work, he's strangled in his own.
>>
>> .. poultry ?
>
> I knew chicken were involved, but not how!

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