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Posted by FrankB on 06/14/05 11:23
Dr. Flonkenstein formulated the question :
> On Sun, 07 Aug 2005 02:10:37 +0000, FrankB wrote:
>
>> Dr. Flonkenstein expressed precisely :
>>> On Sun, 07 Aug 2005 01:37:17 +0000, FrankB wrote:
>>>
>>>> Dr. Flonkenstein scripsit in
>>>> <pan.2005.08.07.01.24.37.797193@localhost.localdomain> :
>>>>> On Sun, 07 Aug 2005 01:19:15 +0000, FrankB wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Dr. Flonkenstein was thinking very hard :
>>>>>>> On Sat, 06 Aug 2005 23:59:39 +0000, FrankB wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter brought next idea :
>>>>>>>>> On 6 Aug 2005 10:03:42 GMT, "FrankB" <you.can@request.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Let them all send a screeshot then.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Why don't you go ask them? Of course, chances are they don't really
>>>>>>>>> care about your inane fuckin stupidity, in which case they'll
>>>>>>>>> probably just blow you off...and they should.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> One did, here :
>>>>>>>> Message ID : <1in3sz8gzzuz.1b0lasdlh88$.dlg@40tude.net>
>>>>>>>> in AAVFFF froup.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> But, i believe you, no doubt. You're not a fraud, you're a joke.
>>>>>>>>>> I mean, Matt, you did not intend to ..write that gem of a blog with
>>>>>>>>>> the purpose of really meaning it ??? Yes ? Admit you were joking
>>>>>>>>>> with that fluffy page, come on..
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "fluffy page"...is that a Meow reference?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Answer my question, pleaso do, are you a prat in between DaDa artistry
>>>>>>>> that makes pranks on subdirectories of his/her/it own useless site ?
>>>>>>>> (we're waiting for your "Portfolio", Matt)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I decent "Web-programmer", whatever that stands for, should at least
>>>>>>>>>> use a browser dedection juvahhscript ... on client side (LOL!).
>>>>>>>>>> Free clue : use SSI mod_perl to do these.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Jesus, teh poor boi is just rambling incoherently now. Oh and uh, it
>>>>>>>>> does have browser detection,
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It is prolly that ..ahum.. detection snipped that messes all up..
>>>>>>>> When variables on client-side are not assigned.. off course it "IS
>>>>>>>> YOUR DAMN PUTER's/HARDWARE FAULT", lol, here, go and get some
>>>>>>>> consolation : http://www.thenetworkadministrator.com/
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> So knowing that i have IFRAMES disabled
>>>>>>>>>> -- why should i allow those to
>>>>>>>>>> load pages i didn't requested with x-www-applications that i don't
>>>>>>>>>> care about to install and run it.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> If you requested the main site you requested any sub sections
>>>>>>>>> associated with it, ie you don't get the banana without also getting
>>>>>>>>> the banana peel.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> LOL! Can i archive this ?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> And as for plugins, OMG WTF are they really THAT
>>>>>>>>> scary?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No, it is a boring job to deal with..
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> A WWW browser has the solely purpose of getting (GET) TEXT
>>>>>>>>>> information about my next flight from A to B, have RSS->rendered
>>>>>>>>>> TEXT feed about the latest news in my preffered language or
>>>>>>>>>> purchase a book at lowest rate.. hmm ?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> ...then what are you bitching about? I mean, why did you even GO to
>>>>>>>>> my site in the first place, you fuckin MORON.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I like my daily comics, Mattie.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> OMG HOW
>>>>>>>>> FUCKING RETARDED ARE YOU?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Day -3
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, BTW, side note to Spanky, it might work now on teh
>>>>>>>>>>> Mac...although I had to sacrifice W3C compliancy in order to do it.
>>>>>>>>>> http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.backwater-productions.net
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> And about a year ago you said "I don't care about W3's compliancy"..
>>>>>>>>>> Matt, you may be an artist but please, don't be a buffoon and avoid
>>>>>>>>>> Cn0tm awards.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Franky, you may be a dumbfuck but please, don't be a drooler and
>>>>>>>>> avoid reality.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> :) Next! :
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What makes your think a scriptboi like Diaperqueen is able to
>>>>>>> understand how networks work, he's strangled in his own.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> .. poultry ?
>>>>>
>>>>> I knew chicken were involved, but not how!
>>>>
>>>> koOky on Mattie's side, web-commerce on the other side :
>>>> http://www.tefal.com/tefal/
>>>> And note : "I *claim* to use CMS" (dixit Mattie Moulton ;-))
>>>
>>> Do you really think backwaters.net was involved in this project?
>>
>> Nah! Sheesh.. Mattie could not even afford a banner space on that one,
>> maybe for the color-blind customers and people browsing with tilting
>> monitors,
>> who knows ?
>>
>> Maaaatt, email, here, now, quick ! An offer ! Take it !
>>
>> --
>> Day - 2
>
> I don't think a company that is internationally known would take the risk
> of hiring the dubious services from a self appointed would-be programmer.
What services ? Does Mattie offers .. errr .. *services* ?
>
>
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>
> The Way of the Kook:
> http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm
>
> in Message-ID: <rjise19nrclufrgjg5ragcpbbihn3coliv@4ax.com>
> Mark "Woody" Ferguson shows his mastery of the English language:
> "With patients and practice you could be nominated next time around..."
>
> in Message-MID: <k1kte1hu59khhkt4m1g42g52gkacmcokin@4ax.com>
> Mark "The illiterate" Ferguson astonishes everybody saying:
> "Oh, for fucks sake, Gary no matter how angery he thinks he makes there
> are lines I will not cross unless I believe what I say is the true, I
> know more then you."
>
> in Message-ID: <lhic01pc5svudk22n6rpcvovskdmpi3ir8@4ax.com>
> Alexa "Tequila Titsz" Cameron explains world religions:
> "The jews roots are islamic."
>
> in Message-ID: <j1b5c1l2629tc6afu575d5puclm321knok@4ax.com>
> Alexa "dumbass" Cameron shows her knowledge of history:
> "WRONGO. There was NO Bible before King James had it written."
>
> in Message-ID: <5g89d15kbjd3cd7i6fn9c3ke93n12dm406@4ax.com>
> Alexa "Word Salad" Cameron shows her knowledge of science:
> "Einstein never found the double superimposed doubl 'equilateral' triangle."
>
> in Message-ID: <1rfee1d5iuhq3piii8b9dtq9rtk5uatr1h@4ax.com>
> Alexa "Kook of the year 2004" Cameron uses words she doesn't understand
> again: "Why is the Pentagon killing American citizens with non-lethal
> technology?"
>
> in Message-ID: <2mrge1phgk68ourdt2eq8thne0h7hv0sb6@4ax.com>
> Alexa "Imnotalexadammit" Cameron has problems with that extra finger
> on her hand:
> "Why do the Jews use the Star of David as symbolic of the Pentagon, or
> Pentagram?"
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