Posted by dorayme on 08/15/05 03:27

> From: Mark Parnell <webmaster@clarkecomputers.com.au>
>
>> Well, as it happens, I *am* very small. I had to be to get here from
>> a distant planet inhabited by sexless beings.
>
> Ah, that explains a lot.
>
It does? Well then, you are obviously a human who can use information
to good effect. Perhaps it will help further to know that in my native
state I was very big indeed. It was why I was chosen to infilitrate the
earth, much could be burned up on entry leaving enough material to
still be a nuisance, my masters mumbled things about there needing to
be enough left to make a difference to earthling killfiles - a remark I
never properly understood till now.

>> How big are you?
>
> That's a very personal question I'm not willing to answer on a public
> newsgroup. ;-)
>

Human beings are strange! They ask and imply things about others that
they are shy of revealing about themselves. I have reported this to my
masters, they say to keep observing and not to worry...

dorayme

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