Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 08/15/05 06:09

On Sun, 14 Aug 2005 19:31:17 -0700, Fly Cooter
<fly_cooter_@example.com> wrote:

>>Flash isn't a "graphics program", you fuckwitted imbecile. Flash is a
>>tool for creating interactive content and fully supports ActionScript
>>(a scripting language not unlike JavaScript, PHP, Perl, etc).

>WHOOOOOhoooooo! Actionscript.

You learn something new every time you trip and look stupid, eh Kiddo?

>Having that on your resume should command a high ass salary.

....why would you specify what scripting languages you know? I mean,
if you know one scripting language you should know all scripting
languages, the only difference between them is syntax, medium and
predefined functions.

> It's right up there with C+ and Video Basic.

Video Basic, eh?

>>>Just remember, titface, that the big corporations create the bulk of western
>>>jobs.

>>Just remember, assface, I couldn't give a fuck one way or another.

>That means you have no answer.

....normally you would need to ask a question in order for one to have
an answer, Stupid.

>>>What the fuck is SwishMax?

>>You really are just absolutely fucking STUPID, aren't you? Seriously,
>>do you even KNOW who the hell you're talking to right now?

>Some show-off prick with a cheesy name who thinks he's a badass on USENET but
>was probably afraid to raise his hand in grammar school.

Afraid, eh? Junior, yer talkin to the guy who goes around posting his
home address and phone number along with a whole gawd damn slew of
pictures:
http://www.meow.org/flonk/Because-Im-Crazy

Subtly has never exactly been one of my character traits...in fact
quiet, shy people tend to just annoy me.

>>Yeesh, when does school start again?

>Bored, are you?

With teh pukes like you...a little bit. Your juvenile stupidity can
be amusing though...as long as it ends around September.

>>>Some generic flash rip-off? Let me guess. Open
>>>source crap like GIMP or OpenOffice?

>>Yeah, SwishMax is open source, that's exactly right. Really, I
>>wouldn't lie.

>OK I just searched Yahoo. "SWiSHmax brings all the power of Flash without the
>learning curve" and that probably means without the power too. What's wrong,
>can't you afford the real thing?

Yeah, SwishMax is totally non powerful and requires absolutely no
skill at all to use, that's exactly right. Really, I wouldn't lie.

>>http://www.backwater-productions.net

>Lame fucking site.

Well it certainly is better than yours, Dribbles:
http://fly-cooter.tripod.com/

Tripod, eh? What's the matter, can't afford a real domain and server
on your weekly allowance, Kiddo? `, )

Unlike you I didn't need to use some outdated cookie cutter crap on
some hit and run freebie web server. Get the fuck outta here man, no
tweenage muppet fucks allowed. Maybe when you graduate from middle
school you can work yourself up to Microsoft Frontpage or something.
*snicker*

You're so fuckin special ed you can't even dream of contending against
what I consider to be my WORST site:
http://www.backwater-productions.net

So just think of how far you'll have to go if you ever wanna reach
this level:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog/

And I'll have surpassed even that by leaps and bounds in less than 6
months. Yer dumbass probably spends most of yer "computer time"
playing online first person shooters and hanging on lil web chatty
boards yammering on about how much you hate school or something.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net

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