Posted by Kadaitcha Man on 08/15/05 11:29

Onideus Mad Hatter, <usenet@backwater-productions.net>, the outdone,
schoolgirlish farm animal, and mule minder, expatiated:

> On Mon, 15 Aug 2005 13:56:48 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote:
>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter, <usenet@backwater-productions.net>, the overfed,
>> flakey skunk, and puppeteer/marionetteer, meandered:
>>
>>> On Mon, 15 Aug 2005 10:04:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, <usenet@backwater-productions.net>, the
>>>> braised, reedlike fatso, and boy trumpeter, berated:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 15 Aug 2005 09:12:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Too long, shorten it up a lil next time
>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It's entirely your problem if you can't read more than a few
>>>>>>>> words without confusing yourself.
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Now, now, don't be blaming me
>>>>>
>>>>>> I will blame you for anything I damn well please. Don't put too
>>>>>> much effort into your reply. As always, it'll just go unread past
>>>>>> the snip point.
>>>>>
>>>>> OH NOS!1! Whatever you do
>>>>
>>>> I will do as I damn well please. Don't put too much effort into
>>>> your reply. As always, it'll just go unread past the snip point.
>>>
>>> #3
>>>
>>> Damn d00d, you've only got one point so far,
>>
>> Monkey see, monkey do.
>
> Oh it's like solitaire then? Hrmmm..then how come you posted the
> "rules" and all? Yeesh man, get it the fuck together already.

#6

>>> yer not very good at this
>>> flaming thing, are ya?
>
>> Oh, that's right...
>>
>> news:k7ulu0dft42nnaojiflhjj35hfj9r55q0d@4ax.com
>>
>>> he, he, he...I really am teh very best trollie on all of
>>> Usenet. ^_^
>>
>> Trollie \Trollie\, n. [Icel. troll. Cf. Droll, Trull.] (Scand.
>> Myth.)
>> A very young, female troll, not over the mental age of 3.
>> Often represented as of diminutive size with a badly damaged
>> ego. Inhabits trailer parks and frightens other inmates with
>> its baneful, banshee-like cries of pain whilst denying anything
>> is happening. Prone to giggle a lot, draw self-assuring gestures
>> and pretend that there is nothing unusual about having spoonfuls
>> of mashed potato pulled out of its head.
>
> What number is that one, Stupid? Let me know who wins your lil
> solitaire lame game, I'm REALLY interrested. ^_^

#4 #3 #1

####1. spnak! nice backpedal! You replied so I win.
#### (dance, owned etc.) You are my bitch. Spank.
## You are my toy. You are delusional. You love me.
You are jealous. You are running away. You follow
me around. You are obsessed. I am the greatest.
Mock shock. Excessive use of exclamation marks.
###2. Slurp! Get a room. Gormless emoticons, etc.
####3. My rules count. I won't reply anymore therefore
I win. Post edit, context snip, subject header change, etc.
#####4. Fag, native, fuck your mother,
##### sister, brother, father. Cock sucker,
##### asshole, brain damaged, retard, jackass,
### newbie, incompetent, monkey, boring, asswipe,
loser, child, village idiot, immature,
paedophile, head - groin, fuck you, fuck off,
geriatric, amateur, nigger, inmate, bestiality
etc.
#5. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine,
vagina, bodily excretions, masturbation etc.
#####6. blink (clueless)
#####
#####
#####
#####
#####7. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc.
#####
#####
##
8. Typo, spelling, grammar, punctuation,
comprehension lame.
####9. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI, lame by
# proxy, truth hurts, takes one to know one.
So you don't know the answer then? Get a
life. That proves my point. etc.
10. Whine/pout/flip-flop, FOOM self-nuke.

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