Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 09/29/80 11:24

On Fri, 19 Aug 2005 12:55:25 +1000, Vampi Fangs <vampi@nwglfo.org>
wrote:

>>Running around in circles I see. As long as I avoid clients who are
>>morons like you Vamps I don't think I should have any difficulties.
>>Thus far no client of mine has given a rats ass about search engines,
>>nor should they.

>odd clients you have who don't want to be found by search engines
>
>i think you are lying

Well that's the problem, you just don't think.

>>>>And really, the bottom line is that Google just isn't a viable tool to
>>>>try and use for advertising in the first place. Anyone whose pushing
>>>>such an endeavor obviously doesn't know the first thing about running
>>>>a business.

>>>another wonderful illustration of how much you know and care about
>>>promoting your own and your clients' businesses

>>What's the matter, Google Bitch, can't formulate a counter argument?
>>Here's a random thought, why don't you try and post a link to
>>something that shows "advertising" through Google is "effective"...and
>>I don't mean just some blow hard like you spouting off a bunch of
>>shit, I mean REAL statistics that prove through web logs that search
>>engines matter. I'd be willing to bet that I can generate more
>>traffic for a site through just ONE Usenet post than a top ranked
>>Google site can over the course of a day.

>google was attractive enough that it could float itself ...

So were a over a hundred other .coms...right before they went
bankrupt. Google is like a lot of online companies...they operate on
lies. But once those lies get exposed...they don't usually last very
long unless they can revamp their shit.

Let me give you some links, Blowhard:

http://www.virtualchase.com/researchskills/google.html
http://www.virtualchase.com/researchskills/google2.html
http://www.virtualchase.com/researchskills/basic_skills3.html

Google is a SEARCH TOOL (for finding facts), it is NOT an advertising
tool nor is it a research tool for that matter. Everyone who isn't
fucking DUMB like you comprehends that fact.

>>Okay Vampicramps, taking ALL that into account...how does your DUMBASS
>>account for this:
>>http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Hatter+blog

>you're the only site titled hatter blog on the net ... why not try
>retitling your 'web design' site as Walla Walla Web Design and see if
>you come up number one?

....of course it would, Stupid...there are no sites titled "Walla Walla
Web Design".

Oh and showing off just how entirely fucking useless Google is,
actually doing a search on "Walla Walla web design" churns up the
following:

1. http://www.topdesignfirms.com/d.1.49.6528.html
Huh, a spam site.

2.
http://www.gensap.com/Washington_Web_Hosting/WALLA_WALLA_Web_Hosting/
Huh, another spam site.

3. http://www.marketingtool.com/channel/webfirm/b.435.g.5708.html
Huh, ANOTHER spam site.

4.
http://www.esells.com/unitedstates/WA/Washington_web_site_design_hosting/
And yet even MORE spam.

5. http://www.online-cs.net/Contact_Online_Computer_Services.html
Wow, finally found one that isn't spam...except that it's not in Walla
Walla it's in Kenewick... o_O

Woah, boy that Google, it sure is teh greatest!

>>I'm not as linear as you, Stupid. Speaking of short memories, it's a
>>lil odd for you to be saying you support the use of Flash but then you
>>turn right around and start bitching about search engine
>>"optimization". Like I asked you before, what the fuck are you on?

>of course, if you did a client site wholly in flash, you should
>provide an alternate html version

....what in the fuck would you do that for you doofy bottom feeding
little gotard? I mean, number one that's just gonna confuse the hell
out of the client. They're gonna look at you and they'll be like,
"Um...why is there two..." And then I'm gonna be standing right there
with them, scratchin my head and sayin, "Huh...uh...well I guess
there's two so...um...hrmmm...well I just don't know. Oh wait, maybe
the HTML version is for all the people (all 5 of them) who disabled
their brai-er I mean Flash."

Here's a good punt right to your head Vamps...if a moron has Flash
disabled...what in the fuck makes you think they're going to have
JavaScript enabled? Oh, I guess fuckin DUMBASS here didn't quite
consider HOW the site was gonna determine whether Flash was disabled
or not. Or maybe Vampicramps wants me to add on an annoying "choose
your interface" entry site to annoy the fucking hell out of the many
to necessitate the needs of the 5 DUMBASSES like Vampi surfing the
Inet.

Hey, hey Vamps, I'm just wondering...do you EVER say anything that
isn't just FUCKING STUPID!?

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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net

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