Posted by dave hillstrom on 12/22/33 11:24

On Fri, 19 Aug 2005 03:18:18 MDT, "Fred"
<"fred"@rec.newsadmin.black.amateur> wrote:

>dave hillstrom, <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>, whose name means "sucking sixty-nine queen;
>arrogant twat; thinks with his dick", moaned:
>
>> and the sounds of screaming wombats permeated the thick air like fleas
>> on a camels back.
>
>Camels are called the ship of the desert, you know. But only because they're
>full of Arab semen.

illogical illogical illogical <BOOM!>

>> the world is your guinea pig.
>
>Is your electricity out?

i could use some sleep

>> CAPRE GUINEA PIG!
>
>[Takes a bow.]

[makes some arrows.]

>> me and my boyfriend have been having sex for about 3 months and before
>> that we were virgins and every time we see each other we normally have
>> sex two or three times but by the third time im quite sore. is this
>> normal? i hear of people doing it all night and i don't know how they
>> do it without getting sore! please help, thanks x
>
>Your immediate death would fix that, hillstrom

tales of fantasy, tales of hair

>> not that hard, though.
>
>That might be bracing.

this is not the Sistine chapel

>> when the cows come home, come home, come home.
>
>When are you expecting your family to arrive then?

one can never tell when the magi will arrive
--
dave hillstrom

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