Posted by Mimic on 09/25/56 11:25

^reaper^ wrote:
> While sipping absinthe, Onideus Mad Hatter heard a loud sucking noise
> coming from alt.2600,and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible
> Sanskrit in <news:ns45h1tbelni6lcphn17gsg10jmgo7fi46@4ax.com>:
>
> Hatter ponders teh great waller juicenet. Pre carry odiously perched, he
> scans foreskin purchase while a ladle voice creams in chider head, "don't
> look down!" andy nutter ladle voice soots, "don't worry, the care bears
> will break your fall." Rei leaved, he sponser finger old
>
>
>>It's a detection script, Moron, why the fuck reinvent the wheel? It's
>>not like I'm doin what you do...you know, ripping off 90% of yer code
>>from third party sources and then spaghetti raping it together like
>>you know fuck all about programming.
>
>
> Teh force from his back petal ying, causing it to crumble lake sew much
> dust ender wind, his fat ass tater totters, threading to propell him into
> teh juicenet's hungry maw. He frantically grabs adder unforgiving sir face
>
>
>>And then, you know, when I pointed out that I wasn't:
>>http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog/stories/8-10-2005.png
>
>
> Claws on slate. For guttering warez adder, he tries to cover his ears
> widders paws, cousin a gelatinous shutter two coarse true his flab assay
> arches laker malformed ball arena. Flailing his arms he fumbles forest
> nubbin. Tanking he found titty pulls hard, own lee two find himself staring
> adder leggo that was caught inez butt cheeks tenures ago. In bare assed, he
> tries two changrin subject
>
>
>>BTW Kiddo, what's with all the side steppin? Where's teh "optimized"
>>code, Dribbles? Or were you hoping that everyone just forgot about
>>it? *snicker*
>
>
> Buddies side tracks. Witching he had summit two project width. He tanks
> bout his daze assay drag queen
>
>
>>You certainly are projecting a lot, kiddo. I mean you suddenly out of
>>the fuckin blue start PMSing about backpedaling when...hrmm...isn't
>>that what you're doing RIGHT NOW?
>
>
> Andy begs
>
>
>>I'll ask again, Reaper (I realize yer a lil slow), where is your
>>optimized code? Come on, Bitch, step the fuck up, quit backpedaling.
>
>
> Yiddish flailing, still lurking for teh toe hold, knowing tarrifs none
>
>
>>Demonstration would require your "optimized code", Stupid.
>
>
> Real eyes ying hersheys bout to taker nose dive ender land offer scatology
>
>
>>Oh boy, she's all down hill from here.
>
>
> He cries out
>
>
>>Code, code bitch, where's the CODE? Yeesh, what do I need to draw you
>>a fuckin schematic?
>
>
> Andies hopes no won note essays what he's trying to dew
>
>
>>Reaper finds invisible code to be HIGHLY educational.
>
>
> Assay fran tick lay sews sum words to gutter hoping to leed teh on lurkers
> ashtray and two cover his lardass
>
>
>>Translation: Hatter bitch slapped you, you got all pissy and fucked
>>cause you were on the rag, then Hatter called yer dumbass out and you
>>faltered like a bitch and started throwin a tantrum. She's having
>>"fun" though everybody, REALLY, she said so, so it MUST be true.
>>*snicker*
>
>
> Buddies two big. Andies on lurkers wonder, "is he left handed or right?"
> and utter on lurkers wonder, "is that what they mean when they say nothing
> grows in the shade?" Teh echos orfice randies reverberate often walls offer
> juicenet assay jacks offer gain bout playing width chit
>
>
>>You see how much bullshit explanation she's gotta smear around the
>>room. I guess the dumb broad thinks if she "explains" for long enough
>>it'll somehow magically make her delusions come true.
>
>
> Still frotteuring
>
>
>>Come on Reaper, you know it's bad when you start fraggin yer
>>sentences.
>
>
> Andy side track ying
>
>
>>She was just trollin, gov...HONEST!
>
>
> Andy blaming his nubbin
>
>
>>My, my, don't you think small. We're all still waitin for yer code
>>bitch, where's yer code?
>
>
> Andy back petal ying
>
>
>>Number one...why would I have even read the your lil dribbling
>>critique of someone else's code? Number two, why would I pretend that
>>someone else's code was my own? I mean, I'm not you projection girl,
>>I don't go around LYING about what is and isn't mine. And anyone who
>>isn't just plainly fuckin DUMB can tell what is and isn't my code, my
>>coding style isn't exactly some giant fuckin sekrat or anything.
>>Yeesh, what a dumbass. I'm not sure which is sadder, the fact that
>>this shit is all the better can you come up with to try and side step
>>from teh challenge at hand, or the fact that in some retarded little
>>way you actually think what you did is some form of trolling.
>>*shakes head* Seriously Reaper, unless your goal was to troll me into
>>stating the earth shatteringly fuckin obvious...yeah, you FAILED...of
>>course since you're such a gawd damn Jesus killing failure at pretty
>>much everything you do in life, well I guess you won't be too
>>disappointed.
>
>
> Andy begging
>
>
>>Sidestep some more, Bitch, maybe if you dance long enough we'll all
>>forgot, neh? Put up yer "optimized code" or shut up,
>
>
> He finally real ices, he will hace two lurk some warez elsies.
>
>
>>that's all there is to it.
>
>


hehe, nice. I have a mate at work who takes like that, talk he sometimes
this like.

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