Posted by ^reaper^ on 12/23/05 11:25

While sipping absinthe, Onideus Mad Hatter heard a loud sucking noise
coming from alt.2600,and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible
Sanskrit in <news:ns45h1tbelni6lcphn17gsg10jmgo7fi46@4ax.com>:

Hatter ponders teh great waller juicenet. Pre carry odiously perched, he
scans foreskin purchase while a ladle voice creams in chider head, "don't
look down!" andy nutter ladle voice soots, "don't worry, the care bears
will break your fall." Rei leaved, he sponser finger old

> It's a detection script, Moron, why the fuck reinvent the wheel? It's
> not like I'm doin what you do...you know, ripping off 90% of yer code
> from third party sources and then spaghetti raping it together like
> you know fuck all about programming.

Teh force from his back petal ying, causing it to crumble lake sew much
dust ender wind, his fat ass tater totters, threading to propell him into
teh juicenet's hungry maw. He frantically grabs adder unforgiving sir face

> And then, you know, when I pointed out that I wasn't:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog/stories/8-10-2005.png

Claws on slate. For guttering warez adder, he tries to cover his ears
widders paws, cousin a gelatinous shutter two coarse true his flab assay
arches laker malformed ball arena. Flailing his arms he fumbles forest
nubbin. Tanking he found titty pulls hard, own lee two find himself staring
adder leggo that was caught inez butt cheeks tenures ago. In bare assed, he
tries two changrin subject

> BTW Kiddo, what's with all the side steppin? Where's teh "optimized"
> code, Dribbles? Or were you hoping that everyone just forgot about
> it? *snicker*

Buddies side tracks. Witching he had summit two project width. He tanks
bout his daze assay drag queen

> You certainly are projecting a lot, kiddo. I mean you suddenly out of
> the fuckin blue start PMSing about backpedaling when...hrmm...isn't
> that what you're doing RIGHT NOW?

Andy begs

> I'll ask again, Reaper (I realize yer a lil slow), where is your
> optimized code? Come on, Bitch, step the fuck up, quit backpedaling.

Yiddish flailing, still lurking for teh toe hold, knowing tarrifs none

> Demonstration would require your "optimized code", Stupid.

Real eyes ying hersheys bout to taker nose dive ender land offer scatology

> Oh boy, she's all down hill from here.

He cries out

> Code, code bitch, where's the CODE? Yeesh, what do I need to draw you
> a fuckin schematic?

Andies hopes no won note essays what he's trying to dew

> Reaper finds invisible code to be HIGHLY educational.

Assay fran tick lay sews sum words to gutter hoping to leed teh on lurkers
ashtray and two cover his lardass

> Translation: Hatter bitch slapped you, you got all pissy and fucked
> cause you were on the rag, then Hatter called yer dumbass out and you
> faltered like a bitch and started throwin a tantrum. She's having
> "fun" though everybody, REALLY, she said so, so it MUST be true.
> *snicker*

Buddies two big. Andies on lurkers wonder, "is he left handed or right?"
and utter on lurkers wonder, "is that what they mean when they say nothing
grows in the shade?" Teh echos orfice randies reverberate often walls offer
juicenet assay jacks offer gain bout playing width chit

> You see how much bullshit explanation she's gotta smear around the
> room. I guess the dumb broad thinks if she "explains" for long enough
> it'll somehow magically make her delusions come true.

Still frotteuring

> Come on Reaper, you know it's bad when you start fraggin yer
> sentences.

Andy side track ying

> She was just trollin, gov...HONEST!

Andy blaming his nubbin

> My, my, don't you think small. We're all still waitin for yer code
> bitch, where's yer code?

Andy back petal ying

> Number one...why would I have even read the your lil dribbling
> critique of someone else's code? Number two, why would I pretend that
> someone else's code was my own? I mean, I'm not you projection girl,
> I don't go around LYING about what is and isn't mine. And anyone who
> isn't just plainly fuckin DUMB can tell what is and isn't my code, my
> coding style isn't exactly some giant fuckin sekrat or anything.
> Yeesh, what a dumbass. I'm not sure which is sadder, the fact that
> this shit is all the better can you come up with to try and side step
> from teh challenge at hand, or the fact that in some retarded little
> way you actually think what you did is some form of trolling.
> *shakes head* Seriously Reaper, unless your goal was to troll me into
> stating the earth shatteringly fuckin obvious...yeah, you FAILED...of
> course since you're such a gawd damn Jesus killing failure at pretty
> much everything you do in life, well I guess you won't be too
> disappointed.

Andy begging

> Sidestep some more, Bitch, maybe if you dance long enough we'll all
> forgot, neh? Put up yer "optimized code" or shut up,

He finally real ices, he will hace two lurk some warez elsies.

> that's all there is to it.

--
"Character is a long standing habit." -- Plutarch

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