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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 09/07/05 01:07
On 6 Sep 2005 17:09:16 GMT, "subRoutinè@s!0.0^7ii"
<s007ii@vxsubroutine.ca> wrote:
>:Hardly...
>:http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/np/NP%20Index.html
>This abomination is still in it's test phase. Hardly proves you can do anything
>better than me except for picking your nose.
It shows I know how to integrate PHP connectivity directly in a Flash
file...which is light years beyond anything you're doing.
Oh...and um, I'm afraid I've learned a lil sekrat. That site of
"yours"...isn't, ~really~ yours. I've been informed by someone that
it's actually just a prefab, freebie, Flash template, so you didn't
~actually~ make it. ^_^
>And no artist in their right mind would show off an unfinished product
>especially in its early stages when nothing seems to work.
....what would you know about being an artist, you steal other peoples
work and openly claim it's yours.
>The database at michaelfrancis is a secured backend tool for the proprietor who
>may add and delete photographs for the various categories I've provided. The
>look of the site can be changed at his discretion when the the need arises. He
>ultimately has control over this using an XML "refresh" button the rewrites the
>contents of what is publicly seen from within the MySQL database.
....oh, I see...so, you haven't actually figured out how to directly
use PHP WITHIN Flash...*snicker*...well in that case you're no where
even fucking CLOSE to my level. ^_^
>:Speaking of neat sites, here's another one I made:
>:http://www.backwater-productions.net/alt.2600/
>:The first ever perfect liquid website done with PHP and
>:JavaScript...it's quite impressive...I need to add server side image
>:caching though to increase efficiency.
>Nothing works and it looks fugly.
Yer not much of an artist it would seem...more of a philistine really.
>It also takes too long to load even on an extreme highspeed broadband connection.
It would load faster with server side image caching...I guess you
didn't actually try and resize your browser once you got there,
otherwise you would have notice the perfect liquid form...something
you are wholly incapable of producing.
>I suggest you trash it along with any
>hopes of a career in the web design business.
This coming from the guy who uses freebie Flash templates and then
goes around claiming that they're his. *snicker*
>:I have discovered that you can attain perfect liquid sites using
>:Flash:
>:http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/nocode.swf
>:And it requires no reloading. However when dealing with split form
>:image encoding techniques Flash results in more graphical
>:abnormalities (things not matching up with absolute precision) when
>:you resize out of the base resolution...even when using:
>:this._quality = best;
>An idiot can do this.
Then do it. If it's *SO* easy. ^_^
>Why are all your URL's pointing to nonfunctional webpages?
"Then you're completely inept at doing some of the most basic things
on the net. No surprise there."
>:I think I've found away around this limitation though. It results in
>:slightly larger file sizes, but that's not too big of an issue.
>:Basically use solid form graphics and then use transparent image
>:overlays like image maps and on the graphics that have to be split,
>:over extend the sizes by at least 2 pixels.
>It's obvious that you suck at doing this. You're wasting your time.
It's obvious that you're jealous of my work and are feverishly
attempting to overcompensate. I mean, come on Junior, you've got one
lousy site that looks decent and only because it was a cookie cutter,
prefab job in which you didn't have to do fuck all other than type in
some shit. Yer a loser, kid. You don't know shit and you never will
either.
>:Something I'm going to start experimenting with is simple games in
>:Flash. I did build this Javascript prototype:
>:http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/game/
>:But wound up scrapping the whole thing because of the limited keyboard
>:controls in JavaScript. ActionScript in Flash however lets you use
>:the Key.isDown() function to sense when a key is held down, instead of
>:just when a key is pressed, which allows you to build games with fluid
>:controls.
>Two words for this: Script kiddie.
....huh? Do you even know what a script kiddie is, Downs, or are you
just babbling incoherently again? Free cl00, being a script kiddie
doesn't have fuck all to do with making web games of any sort.
>:>And you of all people should know that
>:>priority is usually given to a client site over your own.
>:Of course, if it wasn't I would have the new Backwater site completely
>:finished already.
>It takes too long to load on highspeed bandwidth.
Maybe you're just impatient? Don't worry though, a future version
will include a low bandwidth alternative for people with ADD like you.
>This is boilerplate crap and
>completely disregards any flair for design and functionality. You're obviously a
>script kiddie using illegal warez while fumbling around trying to learn stuff
>that is too far over your head for you to understand.
You certainly do project a lot. My stuff is original, your stuff is
prefab Flash wizard crap that you probably picked up off some
torrent...or if you're as fucking stupid as I think you are, you
probably actually PAID for that shit ass template you got. *snicker*
I guess Downs couldn't afford any more though, after paying for that
template he probably barely broke even on that job. ^_^
>:I'm the one whose got Fly Poofter frothing at the mouth and sending me
>:emails threatening to sue me...you'd be a lil hard pressed to upstage
>:that.
>I don't see any email threats.
....well no, how could you see my email, Downs?
Yeesh, I swear he gets dumber by the post.
>:>Are you threatening me?
>:If I thought it'd funny.
>You're not funny. You're naive.
And yet I can see right through your flimsy lil facade, Template Boi.
BTW, I've added a new froup to the group line...just to add some more
fun to your humiliation. `, )
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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
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