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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 09/07/05 01:17
On Tue, 06 Sep 2005 16:57:11 -0400, Dowap <dowap@petitmorte.net>
wrote:
>In article <4esph1h7q9hgd2pmkdgipifkdgnc8i06er@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
>Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 05 Sep 2005 21:05:00 -0400, Dowap <dowap@petitmorte.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >In article <oe9ih1d5u4jrsarbgi030aopnln0ch8281@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
>> >Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On 2 Sep 2005 23:08:30 GMT, Usenet Stats Poster <stats@lies.damn.lies>
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> >> > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>> >> >
>> >> > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> >> > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> >> > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>> >> >
>> >> >Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>> >> >Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 02 Sep 2005 23:00:01 GMT
>> >> >Stats Begin...............: Fri, 26 Aug 2005 23:08:50 GMT
>> >> >Stats End.................: Fri, 02 Sep 2005 22:19:10 GMT
>> >> >Days......................: 7
>> >> >Total No. of Articles.....: 695
>> >> >Total No. of Characters...: 2600721
>> >> >Total Volume..............: 2539
>> >> >Messages Per Day..........: 99.3
>> >> >Characters Per Day........: 371531.6
>> >> >Average Daily Volume......: 362 kB
>> >> >Total Posters This Week...: 108
>> >> >Messages with Sigs........: 62.73%
>> >> >Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 84.86%
>> >> >Original Content Rating...: 32.00%
>> >> >
>> >> >Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> >> >===============================================================
>> >> > 1. dave hillstrom....................................: 138 19.7 19.9%
>> >> > 2. mimus.............................................: 78 11.1 11.2%
>> >> > 3. Noodles Jefferson.................................: 67 9.6 9.6%
>> >> > 4. =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?=..............................: 24 3.4 3.5%
>> >> > 5. Fuzzy Minded One-Worlders United For Appeasement N: 24 3.4 3.5%
>> >> > 6. Superfaggot.......................................: 24 3.4 3.5%
>> >> > 7. Hatchetmama.......................................: 19 2.7 2.7%
>> >> > 8. hamlet............................................: 18 2.6 2.6%
>> >> > 9. prettiestboy......................................: 16 2.3 2.3%
>> >> > 10. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 13 1.9 1.9%
>> >>
>> >> I DEMAND a recount!
>> >>
>> >> ...hrmmm...maybe I'll start xposting everything to up my glorious
>> >> stats...er, well I guess they're not so glorious at teh moment, but
>> >> all that will change...soon...soon...MUWAHAHAHAHA!
>> >>
>> >What a fr<BITCH SLAP>
>>
>> Who requested the opinion of a moron like you? What did you just wake
>> up this morning and suddenly decided out of the blue that you'd reply
>> to one of my posts and pop off like a retard? Did Spittles think he
>> was gonna win teh prize?
>
>Is th<SLAP>
Oh, gee...this is a lil embarrassing. You see, Downs...you weren't
expected to reply, you were expected to shut yourself the fuck up. I
tried to be subtle to save you some embarrassment, but apparently it
was a lil too subtle for your gross deficiencies. You see...I'm not
interested in conversing with you, because I think yer a frackin
idiot, so um, maybe next time you can just try really REALLY extra
hard and NOT reply to another one of my posts...unless of course you
want to show everyone just how incredibly desperate you are for my
attention, child. ^_^
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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
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