Posted by Els on 09/08/05 14:53

Neredbojias wrote:

>>>>> Yeah, that's it. No couth and no class. Unfortunately, no character,
>>>>> either.
>>>>
>>>> So... what made you fall for her then?!
>>>> Temporary brain-loss?
>>>
>>> Well, she was a comely wench and prone to be supine in an endemic
>>> manner. It was more like temporary gain in another organic arena.
>>
>> So I was right: temporary brain-loss.
>
> It may not be entirely inaccurate to label it so, but you must remember
> that men are merely victims of the evolutionary imperative. Were it not
> for the stigmae of certain DNA sequences, sex would seem quite
> disgusting in comparison to fusion or origination.

If it weren't for certain DNA sequences, there would be nothing/noone
to be fused or originated whatsoever. (and without certain DNS
sequences, we wouldn't be discussing this)

>>> Ever notice how women can pull the nastiest, most
>>> despicable tricks this side of Hades and then dismiss all with an airy
>>> remark or flippant gesture that includes the middle finger in a
>>> metaphorically sublime but nonetheless real sense?
>>
>> Actually, no, never noticed. They never try that with me really.
>
> Of course not. Women stick together,

yucky..

> However, it's not so much that
> they are communally evil but rather that another woman simply doesn't
> possess the gem-like qualities manifest by the male.

LOL

>>>>>> "Jockstraps were first developed in the late 1800's to be worn by
>>>>>> bicycle delivery boys by the Bike Company."
>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jockstrap
>>>>>
>>>>> So for the entire existence of the human race minus a little over 100
>>>>> years, men had no support.
>>>>
>>>> I guess no man has been inspired enough by that to invent such a
>>>> simple thing as a jock-strap then.
>>>
>>> Men are like lions, tigers, certain anthropoids and other testeed
>>> species of manifest destiny. They like to show the goods
>>
>> Some men actually think we like it when they make a showcase out of
>> it.
>
> It is understandable that with their advanced mental development at
> least in relation to the bulk of the animal kingdom, women would prefer
> a private display.

Let me rephrase:
Some men actually think we like it when they make a showcase (whether
public or private) out of it.

>>> so that any
>>> passing female may "cast her ballot accordingly when she goes to the
>>> poles."
>>
>> Only a polar bear female would wanna make the effort.
>
> But the efforts of a bare bipolar female can be much more entertaining.

<g>

>> [different chat-up lines for different girls]
>>>> Btw, how do you detect which category the girl is in before you start
>>>> talking?
>>>
>>> If both her eyes and legs
>>> fall helplessly open and she crosses herself in silent consternation
>>> when she looks at my fly, she's a genius.
>>
>> I should have known you'd classify 'genius' like that.
>
> Geesh, it was just a joke to lighten-up the mood.

Consider your mood lightened-up :-)

> A smart girl knows
> that men are typically on the make so when she wants to be typically
> made, she doesn't wear panties.

That would indeed be the smart thing to do if she wanted to be
/typically/ made. Which of course means she'd best come across as not
too bright, except for her hair colour.
(with apologies to any and all intelligent blondes who may be reading
this)

>>>>> -At least so it's generally generalized in the genuine journals of
>>>>> geriatric generals.
>>>>
>>>> What noise annoys an oyster most?
>>>
>>> Pearl Jam?
>>
>> Probably. Clever find btw.
>> However, personally I don't think Pearl Jam qualifies as 'noisy
>> noise', but I do realize that opinions on that matter tend to greatly
>> differ.
>
> I like the group (-particularly their song "Black"),

Indeed, excellent track, and gets better when played louder :-)

> but they are a bit dated.

What's wrong with dated? They're no more dated than I am :-)

> Of course, some maturer people still like Frank Sinatra, Elvis,
> and The Police, so...

You can call me semi-mature then.

[poems]
>> And you never thought of typing them out, publish them maybe?
>
> A few were published, although <sigh> never in popular periodicals of
> general interest. Perhaps I'll post one of the shorter items so you can
> laud me appropriately.

/taps foot.

>>>>> And to wit, some rather notably famous personage from a bygone era
>>>>
>>>> Sounds like you're really really old. 94?
>>>
>>> A geezer never tells his age.
>>
>> 94 it is then.
>
> Nah. You're at least a radian off.

109?

>>>>> No, it's what I call a loaded question. Do you know any Australians
>>>>> besides kangaroos and koala bears?
>>>>
>>>> Yes. Remember Mark Parnell, rf, brucie and Disco Octopus? (probably
>>>> forgot a few)
>>>
>>> Oh, yeah, there's an optimistic quartet...
>>
>> They most likely are in real life - they're Aussies :-)
>
> Well, I suppose that to the average Nederlander, any non-national would
> seem euphoric.

What's a non-national?

>>> No. Besides, during those unavoidable dry spells, I have my trusty
>>> rubber life raft with the painting on it to wile away the tension.
>>
>> Eeew!
>> (and I don't believe you)
>
> Okay. It's a pneumatic nympho

You wish.

> with gnome-like features

still don't believe you

> and elves are considered to be acceptably deviant forms of mischief.

elves are considered to be acceptably deviant figments of mischievous
imagination.

>> I never did. I called it 'repeating the word do' and 'combined it with
>> da'. I reckon that leaves space for a 'de' if I want to.
>
> 'Know a girl by that name who manages a trois and would be glad to hear
> it.

I can send you an mp3 if you like.

>>> Furthermore, the words, commonplace
>>> and uninspired, remind me of little more than unpaid bills, mental
>>> instability, and sexual deviancy from multiple directions.
>>
>> Sounds like you have a full and busy life with no room for negative
>> thoughts.
>
> Yep. I'm Australian at heart.

Glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.

>>> -A "C-" effort, at best.
>>
>> If a C- effort results in that big a hit, a C- effort is just fine by
>> me :-)
>
> Hits result not from the fundaments of a composition but from the
> vagaries of the times. And performance matters. It's a lot like sex.

True. It's only the genuinely good ones that are being played for many
years without boring the audience.

--
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Sonhos vem. Sonhos vão. O resto é imperfeito.
- Renato Russo -
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