Posted by Aratzio on 09/29/05 06:21

On Wed, 28 Sep 2005 22:28:20 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
double secret probation because:

>On Wed, 28 Sep 2005 19:15:20 -0700,
>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>
>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>
>>On Wed, 28 Sep 2005 20:31:42 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>double secret probation because:
>>
>>>On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 19:58:09 GMT,
>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>
>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 11:04:57 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>transparently proposed:
>>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 13:21:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> spewed
>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 01:50:56 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>transparently proposed:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 21:41:28 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 23:22:04 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 19:06:58 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 20:59:32 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 17:56:54 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 20:43:15 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 17:41:10 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 20:32:28 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 17:25:50 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 20:10:15 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:33:36 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 17:48:17 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 18:15:01 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> spewed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 13:18:05 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>transparently proposed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 17:04:55 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> spewed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 12:28:44 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>transparently proposed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:07:44 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> spewed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 11:57:46 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>transparently proposed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:03:37 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> spewed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 25 Sep 2005 12:22:36 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>transparently proposed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 25 Sep 2005 05:10:49 GMT, Woodchuck Bill <bwr607@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:dh58tn$s1d$1@pookiehead.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 24 Sep 2005 21:17:08 -0700, Fly Cooter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <fly_cooter_@example.com> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <dh529u$j94$3@pookiehead.databasix.com>, DaVe@MeOw.OrG
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and havent you found my site yet, freak?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I haven't looked, cunt. Yet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> liar. we all can see how unbalanced and obsessive you are. you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> just arent smart enough to find it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Maybe he'll claim that he was too busy "getting pussy" all weekend
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to look up your site...but he managed to find the time to call John
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Henry and 7 other domain registrants. ;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>when is the last time we had a kook like this?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thursday.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bunch of bastards, all of you. i cant decide if im more upset that youre
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>taking away all my thunder, or that none of you stingy ass fuckwits
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>~shared~.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>So now it is my fault that you think you are too good to sub AUK.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that den of kooks? i should think not.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><runs>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Throws kook bolo.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><puts up hand like warding off a three stooges eye poke>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><carbon monomolecular kook bolo strings slice fingers off like cheese>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>niven wannabe.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><brandishes slaver stasis field shield>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><reattaches fingers with med foam>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><sicks a human pak protector ancestral relative of mine on yer ass>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><goes to repair center>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><shoots Louis Wu>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><destabilizes ring>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><applies The Foot to your world>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><blasts you with xray lasers from a nuke powered ship>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><opens stasis pod>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><cowers in pod>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><hurls pod at closest neutron star>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hah! i win! i win again!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><shimmie>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>><puts on headphones and listens to Gatemouth Brown>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>um, yer in a stasis pod, dude. like, time stands still and stuff. HAH I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>WIN AGAIN!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>><psst: only cowered in, did not turn on>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>so, then, you got blasted by xray lasers. since it wasnt turned on. I
>>>>>>>>>>>WIN!!! YOU CANT STOP ME!!!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>PLONK?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>you wouldnt dare. id sick the ptavs on you.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Was that the chewbacca like aleeuns?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>i cant actually remember, its been so long since i read World of Ptavvs.
>>>>>>>but i remember that the slavers (thrints) had a part in the story.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I had to go look up the title. Has Niven really been writing that
>>>>>>long? Am I really getting that old? FUCK!
>>>>>
>>>>>IAWTP
>>>>
>>>>I was wondering why the newspaper print was so small.
>>>
>>>reading glasses? or are ya gonna go with one of those headband held big
>>>format magnifying glasses?
>>
>>Bifocals. I was already blind.
>
>im nearsighted, so, ~supposedly~, my vision will get better. yeah. right.

I am legally bling and have been wearing glasses since I was 3. That
means longer than most of the people in these froups have been alive.

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

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