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Posted by Dr. Flonkenstein on 10/01/05 14:34
On Fri, 30 Sep 2005 21:42:38 -0700, Terrence Cooter wrote:
> Vote for these people tomorrow.
>
> Matthew Moulton: KOOK of the MONTH Every month special recognition is
> given to someone whose Usenet Kookery is judged to have surpassed all
> others. This is the Kook of the Month Award (KotM), voted (somewhat
> informally) by the denizens of AUK.
>
> WFB/TJ: CLUELESS NEWBIE of the MONTH Similar to KotM, but reserved only
> for the most highly clueless and incorrigible newbies of Usenet. The
> Clueless Newbie of the Month (CNotM) is pretty much the same sort of thing
> as the KotM, but honors spectacular cluelessness on Usenet rather than
> Kookery. Actually being a newbie is not a strict requirement for
> eligibility; but the type of cluelessness being recognized needs to be of
> the sort typical of newbies. If someone has been on the net for some time
> and still acts like a newbie, they're eligible.
>
> Dave Hillstrom: COWARD of the MONTH Goes to the biggest yellow bastard of
> the month on Usenet. The CotM has aslo been known as the "Brad Jesness"
> award.
>
> Sycho: GOLDEN KILLFILE Given to the most killfile worthy net.kooks on the
> face of Usenet. This award recognizes exceptional killfilable merit; if
> you are unworthy enough to be ignored by everyone on the face of the
> earth, you are eligible for this award.
>
> Matthew Moulton: VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD Given to
> those inspired, pioneering visionaries and their worthy inventions,
> institutions and prides-of-joys, who have reasoned it out, who KNOW The
> Answer, that would know how to use it to make for a better humanity....if
> only somebody would listen to them.
>
> Matthew Moulton: KOOK of the YEAR A just reward for the best KotM of the
> year.
>
> -- Internet Awards --
>
> Kadaitcha Man: LOONEY MAROON AWARD For the greatest net.loon of the month,
> including but not limited to KotM candidates. Formerly given by
> reverse-acclaim, executive designation and outright acclamation, now
> reserved solely for the wild whims of the AUK populace. This award is
> generally given to the least comprehensible candidates.
>
> Spanky the Thunder Chicken: PALMJOB PADDLE Named for the most-spanked
> person in the history of the Internet, Wilhelm Palmer (Bill Palmer, aka
> "Palmjob"). The self-styled Flame Giant, who has never won a single
> flamewar in his existence. This award is given to the person who gets
> spanked (as in, thrashed) the most in a given month, be it by their
> opponents or even their own hand.
>
> Terrence Cooter: HAMMER of THOR Awarded on an as-needed basis for
> exceptional feats of LART strength.
>
> -- Lifetime Achievement --
>
> Kadaitcha Man: BOBO AWARD Given to they who rise above and beyond the call
> of net.looniness, the Bobo is reserved for those whose sheer quest at
> whatever it is they're pursuing knows Absolutely No Bounds, crossing the
> lines of legal dispute, losing everything in particular, even death.
> Several Bobo honorees are, in fact, deceased. Think of it as the
> Internet's version of the Darwin Award.
>
> PJR: BUSTED URINAL AWARD The reward for the Lamest of the Lame on the
> Internet. One who clogs and stinks up the joint like a busted urinal, you
> could say.
>
> Matthew Moulton: UNABOMBER SURPRISE A fitting presentation to those most
> gifted with the Long Wind, they who have the unique talent of saying in a
> million words that which could have been said in one.
>
> ThePsyko: BOLO BULLIS "FOAM DUCK" PRIZE The spoonerism for "dumb fuck",
> for those who've lost more marbles than a Chinese Checker factory will
> ever make. Given in form of reversed reverse-acclamation.
>
> BUZZARD: TAR & FEATHERS Reserved solely for the Terminally Clueless on the
> net, those most highly incorrigible past all hope crusaders who in another
> time and reality would've been tarred and feathered and ridden out of town
> on a rail. Preferably one with a bridge out. Over a canyon.
>
> -- Samaritan Awards --
>
> Terrence Cooter: GENE SPAFFORD "USENET SAMARITAN" AWARD Not counted as a
> Kook award, but given to whoever shows the greatest helpfulness towards
> Usenet in any given lifetime.
>
> Terrence Cooter: JIM NITCHALS "INTERNET SAMARITAN" AWARD The netwide
> version of the Spaffie, named in memory of the man who showed the
> civilized side of\ spamfighting.
>
> -- Memorial Awards --
>
> Kadaitcha Man: EARL GORDON CURLEY MEMORIAL AWARD Commonly referred to as
> the Curley Award, it is used to commemorate those most emulative of Earl
> Curley, a substance-abusing incoherent crook with delusions of godhead
> with a penchant for censoring all possible opposing viewpoints
> notwithstanding the highly strange ones he himself held. This once proud
> KotM alumnus mastered in the art of sock puppetry, participated in mildly
> amusing but mostly painful websites and had an unerring ability towards
> self-destructive behavior to get back at his opponents. It is called
> Curley's MEMORIAL Award because he is quite literally very Dead, the end
> result of his exhilarting rise in net.kookery. Or, as the newsmedia put it
> simply, "died suddenly". As the only one who's gone this far above and
> beyond the call of net.kookery, he deserves an award in his honor, for
> aspiring net.loons everywhere.
>
> Sean Monaghan: GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD Given to those
> brave, inspiring crusaders who will keep up a lost lunatic cause despite
> all odds, even after the enemy has won, set up their own superpower in
> their midst and are chugging Guinness in a Kook-free world scenario.
>
> Matthew Moulton: KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL Named after the famed
> South Park boy wonder, this medal is given to they who lose 5 or more
> Internet accounts as a result of their net.kookery, but keep coming back
> for more, to be killed off again and again and again.
>
> Woodchuck Bill: GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY For that which does the
> greatest impression of Pickett's Charge in any given month.
>
> Matthew Moulton: DOUGLAS E. MACKALL MEMORIAL MACE Named for the dearly
> departed denizen of AUK whose vision of net.loon-free Usenet posting
> freedom helped make AUK the place it is today. Given to that which has
> proven itself most worthy of being ignored by every ISP abuse department
> on the face of the net.
>
> The anal pineapple was not on the list, but that nomination goes to Pinku
> Sensei.
Why am I not on your lits, k00k?
--
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The Way of the Kook:
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm
in Message-ID:<adurg15tk0vd6ip6r1lh297cequd35addb@4ax.com>
Alexa "Crackpot" Cameron explains electromagnetism, and how
the sun has an 'iron core':
"The sun and the earth are 'magnets', each with an iron
based core, and both have an electrical force between them."
in Message-ID: <rjise19nrclufrgjg5ragcpbbihn3coliv@4ax.com>
Mark "Woody" Ferguson shows his mastery of the English language:
"With patients and practice you could be nominated next time around..."
in Message-MID: <k1kte1hu59khhkt4m1g42g52gkacmcokin@4ax.com>
Mark "The illiterate" Ferguson astonishes everybody saying:
"Oh, for fucks sake, Gary no matter how angery he thinks he makes there
are lines I will not cross unless I believe what I say is the true, I
know more then you."
in Message-ID: <lhic01pc5svudk22n6rpcvovskdmpi3ir8@4ax.com>
Alexa "Tequila Titsz" Cameron explains world religions:
"The jews roots are islamic."
in Message-ID: <j1b5c1l2629tc6afu575d5puclm321knok@4ax.com>
Alexa "dumbass" Cameron shows her knowledge of history:
"WRONGO. There was NO Bible before King James had it written."
in Message-ID: <5g89d15kbjd3cd7i6fn9c3ke93n12dm406@4ax.com>
Alexa "Word Salad" Cameron shows her knowledge of science:
"Einstein never found the double superimposed doubl 'equilateral' triangle."
in Message-ID: <1rfee1d5iuhq3piii8b9dtq9rtk5uatr1h@4ax.com>
Alexa "Kook of the year 2004" Cameron uses words she doesn't understand again:
"Why is the Pentagon killing American citizens with non-lethal technology?"
in Message-ID: <2mrge1phgk68ourdt2eq8thne0h7hv0sb6@4ax.com>
Alexa "Imnotalexadammit" Cameron has problems with that extra finger
on her hand:
"Why do the Jews use the Star of David as symbolic of the Pentagon, or
Pentagram?"
reminder: Message-ID: <pan.2005.09.01.00.52.15.77207@localhost.localdomain>
The quote naziwhore Don Ocean stole.
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