Posted by Aratzio on 10/02/05 07:29

On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:20:30 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
double secret probation because:

>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:16:58 -0700,
>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>
>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>
>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:44:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>><nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>
>>>Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the three-piece, psychosexual
>>>blancmange, and mattress maker, chafed:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:26:40 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>
>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the fawning, stock-still cyst,
>>>>> and person who collects skins from roadkill, bitched:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ill-equipped, crossbred
>>>>>>> hag, and taxidermist, snarled:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the shameless, guilt-ridden
>>>>>>>>> swamp-donkey, and debt collector, meandered:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gnomic, overweight
>>>>>>>>>>> tampon, and gatherer of heather for cheap fuel, rapped:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ossiferous,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> inchoative piece of dog excrement, and person who cuts and
>>>>>>>>>>>>> polishes coprolites for jewellery, pleaded:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the infectious,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicle-shitting hog sucker, and ivory dealer, tinkled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made their contribution to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overblown, disowned gas bomb, and mercenary and gun
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> runner, stammered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared three times in a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> single lits o' haet. You must be feeling pain, slaptoy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess I need to play
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must state with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vehemence that no list posted in AUK is complete without a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> minimum of one entry including me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and un-official.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant, Aratzio."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you, why not do what
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cootertard did and make your own?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite senile.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I think I scheduled for next week.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and why?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Typing lessons.
>>>>>
>>>>> Ok, don't bother waiting for next week, mate. Your mind has already
>>>>> left.
>>>>
>>>> I have to, I have foot tapping lssons this week.
>>>
>>>You don't need a mind for that.
>>>
>>><prepares trepanning hooks>
>>
>>Hooks? Duntcha needs a saw?
>
>i have a sabre saw, a reciprocating saw, a circular saw, and a chainsaw.
>take your pick. id recommend the small angle grinder, though.

My chainsaw is bigger.
Stihl 090av with a 6 foot bar.

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Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

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