Posted by Phillip Kyle on 10/02/05 18:03

"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> verbally
sodomised in news:dho1k7$dib$1@pookiehead.databasix.com:

> Hello Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger, Is there anybody in there?
> Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone at home?
>
>: "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote
>: in message news:dhnp6l$fu$1@pookiehead.databasix.com...
>:: Hello Sean Monaghan, Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can
>:: hear me. Is there anyone at home?
>::
>::: [forwarded, unaltered ballot]
>:::
>:::
>::: Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>:::
>:::: Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2005 Usenet Kook
>:::: awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified,
>:::: mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at
>:::: the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>::::
>:::: * you are a notorious net.kook
>:::: * you attempt to vote twice
>:::: * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
>:::: * you vote for or against yourself
>:::: * you vote in a thread other than this one
>:::: * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to
>:::: AUK
>:::: * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>:::: * you have officially been declared non-existent
>::::
>:::: Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>:::: until 12:00 noon GMT on October 8th to cast your votes. Vote
>:::: wisely; next time the candidate might be you.
>::::
>:::: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>:::: - - -
>::::
>:::: KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>::::
>:::: Brad Guth
>:::: Fly Cooter
>:::: neither of the above
>::
>:: Fly Cooter
>::
>::::
>::::
>:::: CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>::::
>:::: alt.astronomy saucerheads
>:::: Fly Cooter
>:::: Nunya Bidness
>:::: none of the above
>::
>:: Fly Cooter
>::::
>::::
>:::: COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>::::
>:::: Don Ocean
>:::: Fly Cooter
>:::: NunYa Bidness
>:::: Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
>:::: none of the above
>::
>:: Fly Cooter
>::::
>::::
>:::: GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.)
>::::
>:::: Sylvia Sullivan
>::
>:: yes
>::::
>::::
>:::: VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>::::
>:::: nightbat
>:::: Twonky
>:::: neither of the above
>::::
>::::
>:::: BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
>::::
>:::: Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
>:::: Raymond Ronald Karczewski
>:::: Sylvia Sullivan
>:::: none of the above
>::
>:: Sylvia
>::::
>::::
>:::: BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)
>::::
>:::: Chris Assaf, alias A Former Atheist
>:::: Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
>:::: NunYa Bidness
>:::: Warhol
>:::: none of the above
>::
>:: Nunya
>::::
>::::
>:::: BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote yes or no.)
>::::
>:::: Gerald Newton
>::::
>::::
>:::: UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.)
>::::
>:::: David Tholen
>::::
>::::
>:::: TAR & FEATHERS (Vote yes or no.)
>::::
>:::: Fly Cooter
>::
>:: yes
>::::
>::::
>:::: KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL (Vote yes or no.)
>::::
>:::: Uni
>::
>:: yes
>::::
>::::
>:::: GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.)
>::::
>:::: Fly Cooter
>::
>:: yes
>::::
>::::
>:::: PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.)
>::::
>:::: Fly Cooter
>::
>:: yes
>::::
>::::
>:::: ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.)
>::::
>:::: Gerald Newton
>::::
>::::
>:::: GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.)
>::::
>:::: Colonel Jake
>:::: Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
>:::: neither of the above
>::::
>::::
>:::: 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>::::
>:::: Dore Williamson
>:::: Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
>:::: neither of the above
>::::
>::::
>:::: JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>::::
>:::: Alan Connor
>:::: Fly Cooter & Onideus Mad Hatter
>:::: Moris, alias superglue
>:::: Uni
>:::: none of the above
>::
>:: unitard
>::::
>::::
>:::: SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one.)
>::::
>:::: Gerald Newton
>:::: Vito Kuhn & fam.*
>:::: neither of the above
>::::
>::::
>:::: TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>::::
>:::: Gerald Newton
>:::: nightbat
>:::: Raymond Ronald Karczewski
>:::: none of the above
>::::
>::::
>:::: BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)
>::::
>:::: Chuck Lysaght, trained by K A Cannon
>:::: Joseph Bartlo, trained by Cujo DeSockpuppet
>:::: Uni, trained by Aratzio
>:::: none of the above
>::
>:: unitard
>::::
>::::
>:::: OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
>::::
>:::: John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes
>:::: Robert Wolfe, alias Michael Davis Disorder
>:::: Sylvia Sullivan
>::
>:: john bunt
>::::
>::::
>:::: OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)
>::::
>:::: Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
>:::: Gerald Newton
>:::: Kenneth R Pangborn
>::
>:: chuckles
>::::
>::::
>:::: PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
>::::
>:::: Gary L. Burnore & DataBasix
>:::: Jimmy Snibbler, alias Charles Newton
>:::: Kadaitcha Man & Fred Tehbot
>:::: none of the above
>::
>:: gary
>::::
>::::
>:::: HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
>::::
>:::: Archie Leach
>::::
>::::
>:::: HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
>::::
>:::: Art Deco
>::::
>::::
>:::: HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
>::::
>:::: Bob Officer
>::::
>::::
>::::
>:::: --
>:::: alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
>:::: http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
>::
>:: --
>:: Steve Leyland
>:: mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
>:: flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
>:: em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
>:: Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
>:: http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/
>::
>:: =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
>:
>: fuck meow army.
>
> I am now forced to ponder how I can possibly reply to such a well
> thought out and excellently composed critique of my signature file.
> an intellectual and sharp wit like yourself is clearly not one to be
> trifled with.
> competing with such mastery of the english language is going to be very
> difficult for me to accomplish without seeming unworthy.
> I can but hope in my wildest dreams that one fine day you will agree to
> be my mentor and teach me something of the wisdom you so clearly
> possess.
>

me too.

>:
>::
>:: Death called while you were out, so I gave him your pager number.
>::
> ======================================================================
>:: "My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are
>:: the lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried
>:: unsuccessfully in the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best
>:: medicine is to completely ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see,
>:: they're most intelligent response is to yell nasty names. Other than
>:: that, they have nothing."
>::
>:: JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
>::
> ======================================================================
>:: "Warning to all:
>:: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
>:: muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
>:: UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
>::
>:: Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
>::
> ======================================================================
>:: "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
>:: post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
>:: Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
>:: dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless,
>:: flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald,
>:: hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling,
>:: buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive,
>:: mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important,
>:: arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a
>:: despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing
>:: his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green
>:: rivulets."
>::
>:: Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
>::
> ======================================================================
>:: "I went to the Garden of Love,
>:: And saw what I never had seen;
>:: A Chapel was built in the midst,
>:: Where I used to play on the green.
>::
>:: And the gates of this Chapel were shut
>:: And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
>:: So I turned to the Garden of Love
>:: That so many sweet flowers bore.
>::
>:: And I saw it was filled with graves,
>:: And tombstones where flowers should be;
>:: And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
>:: And binding with briars my joys and desires."
>::
>:: William Blake.
>::
> ======================================================================
>:: "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe
>:: of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
>:: deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known
>:: as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
>::
>:: Native American prophecy
>::
>::
>:: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
>:: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
>:: |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
>:: '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
>:: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
>:: (,_..----''' (,..--''
>::
>:: Meow
>



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