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Posted by dave hillstrom on 10/03/05 04:26
On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 22:46:43 -0700,
in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 01:39:02 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>double secret probation because:
>
>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 22:29:34 -0700,
>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>
>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>
>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 01:19:20 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>double secret probation because:
>>>
>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 22:19:07 -0700,
>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>
>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 01:07:31 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 22:04:25 -0700,
>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:55:19 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:40:14 -0700,
>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:30:56 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:28:24 -0700,
>>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:18:17 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:16:05 -0700,
>>>>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 23:57:58 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 20:47:18 -0700,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 23:39:21 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 20:37:27 -0700,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ill-equipped, crossbred hag, and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>taxidermist, snarled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the shameless, guilt-ridden
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> swamp-donkey, and debt collector, meandered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gnomic, overweight tampon,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and gatherer of heather for cheap fuel, rapped:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ossiferous, inchoative
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> piece of dog excrement, and person who cuts and polishes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coprolites for jewellery, pleaded:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the infectious,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicle-shitting hog sucker, and ivory dealer, tinkled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made their contribution to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overblown, disowned gas bomb, and mercenary and gun runner,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stammered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared three times in a single
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lits o' haet. You must be feeling pain, slaptoy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess I need to play more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must state with vehemence
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that no list posted in AUK is complete without a minimum of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> one entry including me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and un-official.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant, Aratzio."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you, why not do what
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cootertard did and make your own?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite senile.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think I scheduled for next week.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and why?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Typing lessons.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to three fingers or four?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>12
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cheater. yer usin yer feet. fuckin monkey boi.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Feet?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>mountain mutant, then.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Really long ears and I can wiggle them.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>definitely a mountain mutant.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Oh come one, there were elephant, bunny and tem australian hoppy
>>>>>>>>>things to which you could have alluded.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>yes, i COULD have. but occams razor says your dad and your sister are your
>>>>>>>>parents.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Wow, since they are younger (the sisters) I should be famous and be
>>>>>>>making millions being a poster child for the mental anguish of men who
>>>>>>>are the sons of their younger sisters.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>well, it could have been a 1st cousin or dads sister, too. mheh. <smep>
>>>>>
>>>>>Damn, here I was hoping to be an overnight sensation. I would have
>>>>>needed a manager and you as the person who discovered me would have
>>>>>been high on the list. But now you blew it. No money coming in. No job
>>>>>prospects. Nothing. You have ruined my life and I will have to hunt
>>>>>you down and have my cat use that raspy tongue it has to slowly flay
>>>>>every piece of skin off your worthless body.
>>>>
>>>>you just want to watch me being licked. admit it!
>>>
>>>flayed, sir, flayed.
>>
>>can i wear a second skin suit, please?
>
>Planning to use a specific skin?
the armored one.
>>
>>>><tickle>
>>>
>>><pee>
>>
>><points>
>><giggles>
>
>"A 6 foot bar"
--
dave hillstrom
Fly Cooters crack whore mom gets wet every time she thinks of goats.
the belgians are thieves.
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