Posted by Aratzio on 10/03/05 18:51

On Mon, 03 Oct 2005 19:53:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> transparently proposed:

>Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ineloquent, lymphatic prawn, and
>button maker, cackled:
>
>> On Mon, 03 Oct 2005 09:05:58 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> transparently proposed:
>>
>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gormless, pigheaded rodent,
>>> and church officer who attends the magistrates and justices at court
>>> for the purpose of bribery, trivialised:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 03 Oct 2005 08:28:52 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>
>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the off-key, shit-brained
>>>>> arselicker, and dealer in dead animals, bemoaned:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 03 Oct 2005 06:51:17 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the haggard, retarded
>>>>>>> malt-worm, and keeper of starlings, puffed:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Mon, 03 Oct 2005 02:53:17 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the stupendous,
>>>>>>>>> insectivorous clotpole, and choir master, tooted:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 11:43:14 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the idle-headed,
>>>>>>>>>>> self-produced habitual criminal, and cash and credit card
>>>>>>>>>>> clerk, produced:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 11:11:20 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the deprived,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> three-way ape crotch, and truant officer, indicted:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 10:59:10 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the knackered,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> legless jizz-mopper, and administrative worker, peeped:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 10:26:19 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the foul,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> subaqueous mechanic, and well digger, affirmed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:44:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the three-piece,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> psychosexual blancmange, and mattress maker, chafed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:26:40 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the fawning,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stock-still cyst, and person who collects skins
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> from roadkill, bitched:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ill-equipped, crossbred hag, and taxidermist,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> snarled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shameless, guilt-ridden swamp-donkey, and debt
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> collector, meandered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gnomic, overweight tampon, and gatherer of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> heather for cheap fuel, rapped:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ossiferous, inchoative piece of dog
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> excrement, and person who cuts and polishes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coprolites for jewellery, pleaded:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> infectious, testicle-shitting hog sucker,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and ivory dealer, tinkled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their contribution to mankind by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overblown, disowned gas bomb, and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mercenary and gun runner, stammered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> three times in a single lits o' haet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You must be feeling pain, slaptoy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I need to play more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> state with vehemence that no list posted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in AUK is complete without a minimum of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> one entry including me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> un-official.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> why not do what Cootertard did and make
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your own?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> senile.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think I scheduled for next week.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> why?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Typing lessons.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, don't bother waiting for next week, mate. Your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mind has already left.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have to, I have foot tapping lssons this week.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You don't need a mind for that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <prepares trepanning hooks>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hooks? Duntcha needs a saw?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No. I do it the same way as it was done by the ancient
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Egyptians. Only charlatans and quacks use drills, saws,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> trephines and hammers. I distract your attention with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my right hand and shove the trepanning hook up your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nostril with the left, give it a quick half-twist and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pull it back out; with your unravelling brain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> attached. Then everyone starts laughing at your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> deepest thoughts and secrets.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wait, I have deep thoughts? Where?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, no, no. I wrote "deepest thoughts". Your deepest
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thoughts can still be shallow.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FUCK, I alreay stuck a pencil in my ear so I could root
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> some of them bastards out.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh. I don't want damaged goods.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> *boggles*
>>>>>>>>>>>> Why in ghod's green earth are you imagining I am anything
>>>>>>>>>>>> other?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I didn't. I was hoping to cut the thread dead.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Thread dropping cowardce?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No. I needed to piss.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> That took a while.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I grew up in California (Bay Area) and was a teenager in the
>>>>>>>>>>>> 60's/70's...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> So you don't trust a fart then?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I am that fart now. But I was not quite long haired hippy type
>>>>>>>>>> until my 20's. Military did dot think a pony tail was a good
>>>>>>>>>> style for me.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> What about all the other tawdry accoutrements? Earrings,
>>>>>>>>> bangles, makeup?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Only the latter and it had to be subdued.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I bet you looked real sweet, too.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hrmm, I do believe that would be the first time anyone ever used
>>>>>> that term in reference to me.
>>>>>
>>>>> Does that get you a UV point?
>>>>
>>>> No, but it does make me worry for your sanity.
>>>
>>> Why, thank you. You're very kind. I don't give a shit what I write
>>> on usenet myself.
>>
>> *Looks back over thread*
>> I do believe there might be more than one person not caring.
>
>Well, it can't be you. If you didn't care, you wouldn't have gone back over
>the thread. So who do you reckon the other one is?

My Cat.

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