Posted by Rev Turd Fredericks on 11/17/41 11:28

BuZZard wrote:
> "Sean Monaghan" <sean@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
> news:xn0e7ytm33hw6o005@kookology.info...
>
>>[forwarded, unaltered ballot]
>>
>>
>>Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2005 Usenet Kook
>>>awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>>>burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>>>Wrangler's discretion if:
>>>
>>> * you are a notorious net.kook
>>> * you attempt to vote twice
>>> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
>>> * you vote for or against yourself
>>> * you vote in a thread other than this one
>>> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>>> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>>> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>>>
>>>Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>>>until 12:00 noon GMT on October 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely;
>>>next time the candidate might be you.
>>>
>>>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>-
>>>
>>>KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>>>
>>> Brad Guth
>>> Fly Cooter
>>> neither of the above
>>>
>>>
>>>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>>>
>>> alt.astronomy saucerheads
>>> Fly Cooter
>>> Nunya Bidness
>>> none of the above
>>>
>>>
>>>COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>>>
>>> Don Ocean
>>> Fly Cooter
>>> NunYa Bidness
>>> Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
>>> none of the above
>>>
>>>
>>>GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.)
>>>
>>> Sylvia Sullivan
>>>
>>>
>>>VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>>>
>>> nightbat
>>> Twonky
>>> neither of the above
>>>
>>>
>>>BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
>>>
>>> Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
>>> Raymond Ronald Karczewski
>>> Sylvia Sullivan
>>> none of the above
>>>
>>>
>>>BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)
>>>
>>> Chris Assaf, alias A Former Atheist
>>> Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
>>> NunYa Bidness
>>> Warhol
>>> none of the above
>>>
>>>
>>>BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote yes or no.)
>>>
>>> Gerald Newton
>>>
>>>
>>>UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.)
>>>
>>> David Tholen
>>>
>>>
>>>TAR & FEATHERS (Vote yes or no.)
>>>
>>> Fly Cooter
>>>
>>>
>>>KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL (Vote yes or no.)
>>>
>>> Uni
>>>
>>>
>>>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.)
>>>
>>> Fly Cooter
>>>
>>>
>>>PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.)
>>>
>>> Fly Cooter
>>>
>>>
>>>ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.)
>>>
>>> Gerald Newton
>>>
>>>
>>>GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.)
>>>
>>> Colonel Jake
>>> Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
>>> neither of the above
>>>
>>>
>>>72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>>>
>>> Dore Williamson
>>> Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
>>> neither of the above
>>>
>>>
>>>JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>>>
>>> Alan Connor
>>> Fly Cooter & Onideus Mad Hatter
>>> Moris, alias superglue
>>> Uni
>>> none of the above
>>>
>>>
>>>SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one.)
>>>
>>> Gerald Newton
>>> Vito Kuhn & fam.*
>>> neither of the above
>>>
>>>
>>>TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>>>
>>> Gerald Newton
>>> nightbat
>>> Raymond Ronald Karczewski
>>> none of the above
>>>
>>>
>>>BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)
>>>
>>> Chuck Lysaght, trained by K A Cannon
>>> Joseph Bartlo, trained by Cujo DeSockpuppet
>>> Uni, trained by Aratzio
>>> none of the above
>>>
>>>
>>>OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
>>>
>>> John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes
>>> Robert Wolfe, alias Michael Davis Disorder
>>> Sylvia Sullivan
>>>
>>>
>>>OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)
>>>
>>> Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
>>> Gerald Newton
>>> Kenneth R Pangborn
>>>
>>>
>>>PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
>>>
>>> Gary L. Burnore & DataBasix
>>> Jimmy Snibbler, alias Charles Newton
>>> Kadaitcha Man & Fred Tehbot
>>> none of the above
>>>
>>>
>>>HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
>>>
>>> Archie Leach
>>>
>>>
>>>HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
>>>
>>> Art Deco
>>>
>>>
>>>HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
>>>
>>> Bob Officer
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>--
>>>alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
>>>http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
>>
>
> My last vote turned out to be a dimple chad..
> being from florida and all...
> so I have to revote.. flyc00oter for all nominated
> awards.
>
>
Yeah, what he said. Abstain from all others.


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