Posted by Neredbojias on 10/06/05 18:26

With neither quill nor qualm, dorayme quothed:

> > From: Neredbojias <neredbojias@neredbojias.com>
> >
> >> Time has ... for that dance with Russell... I have told
> >> him not to go any easier on you than he did with the guy who was
> >> beating up his wife in LA Confidential ...
> >
> > Russell Crowe ain't no John Wayne. I'd squash him like an over-ripe
> > melon in a breast-reduction clinic.
> >
>
> What is it with all this ugly stuff "against" women? You seem
> obsessed!

Ugly?? I might say "poignant", perhaps, but not ugly. "Ugly" is
reserved for something like having to look at your ass in the mirror to
squeeze a zit.

As for obsession, my mother dropped me on my head when I was an infant
so maybe some obsessive-compulsive demon slipped in through one of the
cracks while I was in lala land or something. However, if any old demon
could slip in through any old crack whenever it felt like doing so, that
would *really* put women in a bad light.

As for "against", my sermons are actually pro-fem when correctly
analyzed. Any woman who comprehends my words and heeds my advice will
simply learn her place that much sooner and experience the nirvana of
service to man before her more intractable sisters. I promulgate
contentment, not rebellion, and those that believeth in me, yea though
they live in the shadow of the valley of death, yet shall be raised to
new heights upon the syzygistic spire of mankind!

> BTW, You would be dancing with Officer Wendell 'Bud' White and I
> can absolutely assure you that you will not be squashing anyone
> during that dance...

Pshaw! You haven't seen me in action, babe.

--
Neredbojias
Contrary to popular belief, it is believable.

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