Posted by SnuFF on 10/14/05 16:04

In article <43482728@usenet.zapto.org>, FlyCooter@excite.com wrote:
> These are the real winners of the September 2005 Usenet Kook Awards. All of
> these winners got exactly one valid vote each. The rest of the votes are
> invalid because they replied to incomplete ballots.
>
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is:
>
> Matthew Moulton
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is
>
> WFB/TJ
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is:
>
> Dave Hillstrom
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>
> The winner is:
>
> Sycho
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
>
> The winner is:
>
> Matthew Moulton
>
> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
> The winner is:
>
> Matthew Moulton
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>
> The winner is:
>
> PJR
>
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>
> The winner is:
>
> The Psyko
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>
> The winner is:
>
> Matthew Moulton
>
> TAR & FEATHERS
>
> The winner is:
>
> Buzzard
>
> KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
>
> The winner is:
>
> Matthew Moulton
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>
> The winner is:
>
> Woodchuck Bill
>
> PALMJOB PADDLE
>
> The winner is:
>
> Spanky the Thunder Chicken
>
> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>
> The winner is:
>
> Kadaitcha Man
>
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>
> The winner is:
>
> Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin
>
> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
>
> The winner is:
>
> Jack Gillen
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
>
> The winner is:
>
> Pinku-Sensei
>
> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>
> The winner is:
>
> Dr. Flonkenstein
>
> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
>
> The winner is:
>
> John Henry
>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>
> The winner is:
>
> Kadaitcha Man
>
> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>
> The winner is:
>
> Perfect Reign
>
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
> The winner is:
>
> Kadaitcha Man (Fred Thebot and smallfoot)
>
> HAMMER OF THOR
>
> The winner is:
>
> Terrence Cooter

Please to add me to your hate list. Actually, I insist! I am one of the
select few on Bartlo's latest Sh0rt list, and that should mean something
to you, fudgepacker.

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