Posted by Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger on 12/15/05 10:44

"Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1e0adab89b61502d989917@news.alt.net...
> In article <dnr58c$nhk$0@pita.alt.net>, Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Ranger took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
>
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>> "Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
>> news:MPG.1e0aba78ad3e00bd989914@news.alt.net...
>> > In article <1hnvp1tcbv1otbafunq084g4ejvv4b3t6j@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
>> > Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
>> > wow"...
>> >
>> >> Your mom likes em BIG...and LONG...and attached to a Mad motha fuckin
>> >> Hatter...
>> >>
>> >> --
>> >>
>> >> Onideus Mad Hatter
>> >> mhm � x �
>> >> http://www.backwater-productions.net
>> >> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Hatter Quotes
>> >> -------------
>> >> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>> >>
>> >> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>> >>
>> >> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
>> >> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>> >>
>> >> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
>> >> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
>> >> of its relevancy."
>> >>
>> >> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
>> >> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>> >>
>> >> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>> >>
>> >> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
>> >> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
>> >> givin em out for free."
>> >>
>> >> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
>> >> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
>> >> to their merry little mess."
>> >>
>> >> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
>> >> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
>> >> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
>> >> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
>> >> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>> >>
>> >> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
>> >> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>> >>
>> >> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>> >>
>> >> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
>> >> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
>> >>
>> >
>> > Uh, yeah dude. Sure.
>>
>> Don't you have noodles to starshine, moronbeam?
>
> Fuck off, you rambling, shambling mess.

Where are your pants of humor, drippy?

>
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>> > /_/ /_/ /_/ .___/ .___/\__, /
>> > /_/ /_/ /____/
>> >
>> >
>> > alt.fan.trippy
>> > alt.trippy
>> >
>> >
>> > http://www.thetrippy.com
>> >
>> >
>> > Mr.T.trippy@thetrippy.com
>> > (I pity the fool, who doesn't take out Mr.T. before e-mailing me)
>> >
>> >
>> > mhm 31x9
>> >
>> >
>> > Skepticult # 365-12149-907
>> > Rank : Seargent First Class
>> >
>> >
>> > WeeSaul Disciple #30
>> >
>> >
>> > Smeeter #30
>> >
>> >
>> > WORTHLESS SCUM #246
>> >
>> >
>> > Field commander: s.c.s campaign (2 nd flonk contingent)
>> >
>> >
>> > OBP#444 -- Clue knight
>> > Field Marshall of the Bastard Penguin Army
>> >
>> >
>> > I'm spooge too.
>> >
>> >
>> > Cool quote:
>> >
>> >
>> > "I'd love to be at the dinner table when little Mandy asks dad what
>> > beastiality is ("about $120 an hour, Muffin")."
>> >
>> >
>> > --- "=?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?=" (h0plibbb_o...@NOSPAMPLEACEOKhotmail.com)
>> >
>> >
>> > Love from my fans:
>> >
>> >
>> > "Please excuse the American slang, but you sir are a DICK!"
>> > --- P...@P.net "P"
>> > <b6nnctoik9spr7s931aidkd4n6bj0rt...@4ax.com>
>> >
>> >
>> > "Declare victory and run! Thats all you Amerikkans know! It sure worked
>> > for you in BVietname!"
>> > --- P...@P.net "P", Acknowleging my victory
>> > <3ad22d23.1399...@news.alt.net>
>> >
>> >
>> > "Don't have any, I am sure I could use some though, cause in real life
>> > I
>> > would beat you to a pulp without a second thought, that's called angry
>> > control management and I have none,
>> > so consider you punk ass luck that you are able to hide behind your
>> > computer, cause we both know in the ral world I would beat you down to
>> > the ground like the bitch you are then keep
>> > beating you even after you where done."
>> > -- sxw_o...@hotmail.com (Hextreme1)A.K.A 'Brandon Hex' after being told
>> > to take his meds.
>> > <sxw_owns-0209011917370...@dialupk128.mpls.uswest.net>
>> >
>> >
>> > "You is smarter when YOU is on crack."
>> > --- Jesus Slut Fucker <drape...@home.com>, weighs in on the drug
>> > debate.
>> > <3B35F5B7.9888A...@home.com>
>> >
>> >
>> > "Hurry, hurry, hurry...Heinie awaits with the soap!"
>> > --- "Seafood" <n...@sanctum.com>, on his motivations.
>> > <SioY6.73860$u34.3423...@e420r-sjo2.usenetserver.com>
>> >
>> >
>> > "You sure are a moron. Sollog was 20 days off on a event that occurs
>> > once every 800 or so
>> > days. That is a 95% accuracy rate."
>> > --- fvckyou...@hotmail.com (Fvck You Too), on prediction accuracy.
>> > <80c04064.0106260816.622d5...@posting.google.com>
>> >
>> >
>> > "Please, let's keep this to the privacy of alt.paranormal, they don't
>> > need to know. Seems like I misjudged your chess like mind, is it not
>> > too
>> > late to ask
>> > you to withdraw my nomination? You have no idea what it will do to my
>> > reputation."
>> > --- "." (Bau...@virgSPAMin.net), begging for mercy
>> > <SgUP6.1441$lm5.345...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com>
>> >
>> >
>> > "Oh wow, I'll have to write that down in my address book and apply to
>> > go there when I finally get caught."
>> > --- m�cheil <mich...@ireland.com>, on Mendota Mental Health Institute
>> > and his post-stalking 'to do' list.
>> > <u2hbotsa53batr6n0cu37edtukup3n9...@4ax.com>
>> >
>> >
>> > "I'll have to kill you now....tonight."
>> > --- Todd <tcamb...@canada.ca>, on the urgency of his psychosis.
>> > <3B85FB9C.86D9B...@canada.ca>
>> >
>> >
>> > "I'm gonna kill you, you will be the the first, tonight I'll do this."
>> > --- Todd once again, proving that soc.culture.scottish doesn't issue
>> > threats.
>> > <3B85FC95.3E18...@canada.ca>
>> >
>> >
>> > Such a long
>> > time ago
>> > now I know
>> > you woke up to find
>> >
>> >
>> > You were wrong
>> > there ain't no doubt
>> > put me out
>> > nearly made me blind
>> >
>> >
>> > You sent me a letter
>> > brought tears to my eyes
>> > tell me you've changed
>> > after all of this time
>> >
>> >
>> > Like a stone rolling down a mountainside
>> > It's over, you can't turn the tide.
>> >
>> >
>> > Bonnie Tyler -- "Tears"
>> >
>> >
>> > Doobie Doobie Doo
>>
>>
>>
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> --
> Noodles Jefferson
> mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
> sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
>
> NP: "The Road to Chicago" -- Thomas Newman (Road to Perdition
> Soundtrack)
>
> "Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
> are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
> world is evidently approaching."
> --Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.
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