Posted by Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger on 12/17/05 07:00

"Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1e0d1918fc34599698992c@news.alt.net...
> In article <dntrl0$vnu$0@pita.alt.net>, Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Ranger took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
>
>>
>> "Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
>> news:MPG.1e0c263357ea6e29989926@news.alt.net...
>> > In article <dntltr$586$0@pita.alt.net>, Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote
>> > Ranger took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
>> > wow"...
>> >
>> >>
>> >> "Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
>> >> news:MPG.1e0ba0b2d11d98de98991f@news.alt.net...
>> >> > In article <dnradn$f4o$0@pita.alt.net>, Real Friendly Neighborhood
>> >> > Vote
>> >> > Ranger took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
>> >> > wow"...
>> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >> "Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
>> >> >> news:MPG.1e0adab89b61502d989917@news.alt.net...
>> >> >> > In article <dnr58c$nhk$0@pita.alt.net>, Real Friendly
>> >> >> > Neighborhood
>> >> >> > Vote
>> >> >> > Ranger took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
>> >> >> > wow"...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> "Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in
>> >> >> >> message
>> >> >> >> news:MPG.1e0aba78ad3e00bd989914@news.alt.net...
>> >> >> >> > In article <1hnvp1tcbv1otbafunq084g4ejvv4b3t6j@4ax.com>,
>> >> >> >> > Onideus
>> >> >> >> > Mad
>> >> >> >> > Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said
>> >> >> >> > "Oh
>> >> >> >> > wow"...
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> Your mom likes em BIG...and LONG...and attached to a Mad
>> >> >> >> >> motha
>> >> >> >> >> fuckin
>> >> >> >> >> Hatter...
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> --
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Onideus Mad Hatter
>> >> >> >> >> mhm � x �
>> >> >> >> >> http://www.backwater-productions.net
>> >> >> >> >> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Hatter Quotes
>> >> >> >> >> -------------
>> >> >> >> >> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful
>> >> >> >> >> stupidity
>> >> >> >> >> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my
>> >> >> >> >> art?"
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social
>> >> >> >> >> construct
>> >> >> >> >> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince
>> >> >> >> >> others
>> >> >> >> >> of its relevancy."
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun
>> >> >> >> >> and
>> >> >> >> >> start
>> >> >> >> >> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne
>> >> >> >> >> proper."
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think
>> >> >> >> >> that
>> >> >> >> >> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're
>> >> >> >> >> just
>> >> >> >> >> givin em out for free."
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of
>> >> >> >> >> quibling...everywhere.
>> >> >> >> >> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave
>> >> >> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> rest,
>> >> >> >> >> to their merry little mess."
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth
>> >> >> >> >> shatteringly
>> >> >> >> >> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they
>> >> >> >> >> violently
>> >> >> >> >> rip
>> >> >> >> >> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a
>> >> >> >> >> thousand
>> >> >> >> >> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the
>> >> >> >> >> terrible
>> >> >> >> >> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you
>> >> >> >> >> can't
>> >> >> >> >> even
>> >> >> >> >> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
>> >> >> >> >> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Uh, yeah dude. Sure.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Don't you have noodles to starshine, moronbeam?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Fuck off, you rambling, shambling mess.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Where are your pants of humor, drippy?
>> >> >
>> >> > At the Dry Cleaners of Despair, dumbshit.
>> >>
>> >> Are you admitting wearing noo pants, drippyshit?
>> >
>> > I have more than 1 pair of pants.
>>
>> Did you happen to wear emperor's new pants?
>
> No. I don't shop at the goodwill.

You prefer birthday pants to cheap clothing?

>
>>
>> >Shhhhh. If word gets out, everyone
>> > will want more than 1 pair.
>>
>> Your pants to socks ratio is obviously low.
>
> Do you wrap your head in tinfoil before you post?
>

Pull your upperlip over your head then swallow yourself till you come out in
the rear, Yogi. But the question here is whether you have not enough pants
for all the socks you have.

>
>
> --
> Noodles Jefferson
> mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
> sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
>
> NP: "The Road to Chicago" -- Thomas Newman (Road to Perdition
> Soundtrack)
>
> "Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
> are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
> world is evidently approaching."
> --Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.

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