Posted by JennyLin on 09/05/05 09:05

"dorayme" <dorayme@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
news:BF41E5F3.16965%dorayme@optusnet.com.au...

>
> OK. You can have one NZ joke for your effort:
>
> Melbourne Zoo acquired a female of a very rare species of
> gorilla.
>
> Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and
> difficult to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian
> determined the problem.
>
> The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no
> male gorillas of the species available.
>
> While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed
> Rick, a big Kiwi lad, responsible for fixing the Zoo's
> machinery.
>
> Rick was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to
> mate with the gorilla for $500? Rick showed some interest,
> but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
>
> The following day, Rick announced that he would accept their
> offer, only under three conditions: "First," he said, "I don't
> want to have to kuss (kiss) er (her)." "Sicondly, you must niver tull
> (tell)
> anyone about thus (this)."
>
> The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so
> they asked what was his third condition. "Wull," said Rick, "You
> gotta give me another wik (week) to come up with the $500."
>
> dorayme

Obliging aunt we :)
Good joke, like that one :)
Cept the kiwi bit :(

Cheers Jenny

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