Posted by dorayme on 09/05/05 09:50

> From: "JennyLin" <jcaughey@quicksilver.net.nz>

>
>> OK. You can have one NZ joke for your effort:
>>
>> Melbourne Zoo acquired a female of a very rare species of
>> gorilla.
>>
>> Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and
>> difficult to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian
>> determined the problem.
>>
>> The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no
>> male gorillas of the species available.
>>
>> While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed
>> Rick, a big Kiwi lad, responsible for fixing the Zoo's
>> machinery.
>>
>> Rick was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to
>> mate with the gorilla for $500? Rick showed some interest,
>> but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
>>
>> The following day, Rick announced that he would accept their
>> offer, only under three conditions: "First," he said, "I don't
>> want to have to kuss (kiss) er (her)." "Sicondly, you must niver tull
>> (tell)
>> anyone about thus (this)."
>>
>> The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so
>> they asked what was his third condition. "Wull," said Rick, "You
>> gotta give me another wik (week) to come up with the $500."
>>
>> dorayme
>
> Obliging aunt we :)
> Good joke, like that one :)
> Cept the kiwi bit :(
>
> Cheers Jenny

Just think of it as a small payback for the thrashings that your rugby team
give us so regularly... :)

dorayme

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