Posted by Neredbojias on 09/09/05 00:24

With neither quill nor qualm, Els quothed:

> >> So I was right: temporary brain-loss.
> >
> > It may not be entirely inaccurate to label it so, but you must remember
> > that men are merely victims of the evolutionary imperative. Were it not
> > for the stigmae of certain DNA sequences, sex would seem quite
> > disgusting in comparison to fusion or origination.
>
> If it weren't for certain DNA sequences, there would be nothing/noone
> to be fused or originated whatsoever. (and without certain DNS
> sequences, we wouldn't be discussing this)

Not true, even from an earth-level point of view. "We" could be RNA-
based life forms. More fancifully, "we" could even be silicon-derived
beings suggested by The Sandman of legend or use markup instead of
coding and thrive as "Hyper Text Markup Life"/"htmllings".

> >>> Men are like lions, tigers, certain anthropoids and other testeed
> >>> species of manifest destiny. They like to show the goods
> >>
> >> Some men actually think we like it when they make a showcase out of
> >> it.
> >
> > It is understandable that with their advanced mental development at
> > least in relation to the bulk of the animal kingdom, women would prefer
> > a private display.
>
> Let me rephrase:
> Some men actually think we like it when they make a showcase (whether
> public or private) out of it.

Yeah, I guess I can buy that. At first it seemed you were voicing a
minority opinion, but then I thought that if you turned a woman inside
out and stuck her goodie up in the air, I wouldn't want to view the
result for very long, either.

> >> [different chat-up lines for different girls]
> >>>> Btw, how do you detect which category the girl is in before you start
> >>>> talking?
> >>>
> >>> If both her eyes and legs
> >>> fall helplessly open and she crosses herself in silent consternation
> >>> when she looks at my fly, she's a genius.
> >>
> >> I should have known you'd classify 'genius' like that.
> >
> > Geesh, it was just a joke to lighten-up the mood.
>
> Consider your mood lightened-up :-)
>
> > A smart girl knows
> > that men are typically on the make so when she wants to be typically
> > made, she doesn't wear panties.
>
> That would indeed be the smart thing to do if she wanted to be
> /typically/ made. Which of course means she'd best come across as not
> too bright, except for her hair colour.

(He he, yellow-haired woman would go on warpath but don't know which
direction it's in.)

So, you're saying a woman must be a dummy in order to have a normal sex
life? No wonder smart women are so bitchy.

> (with apologies to any and all intelligent blondes who may be reading
> this)

I don't think llamas can read.

>
> >>>>> -At least so it's generally generalized in the genuine journals of
> >>>>> geriatric generals.
> >>>>
> >>>> What noise annoys an oyster most?
> >>>
> >>> Pearl Jam?
> >>
> >> Probably. Clever find btw.
> >> However, personally I don't think Pearl Jam qualifies as 'noisy
> >> noise', but I do realize that opinions on that matter tend to greatly
> >> differ.
> >
> > I like the group (-particularly their song "Black"),
>
> Indeed, excellent track, and gets better when played louder :-)
>
> > but they are a bit dated.
>
> What's wrong with dated? They're no more dated than I am :-)

After a long enough time, the same old aural convocations lose some of
their appeal.

>
> > Of course, some maturer people still like Frank Sinatra, Elvis,
> > and The Police, so...
>
> You can call me semi-mature then.

I'm just the opposite: semi-immature.

>
> [poems]
> >> And you never thought of typing them out, publish them maybe?
> >
> > A few were published, although <sigh> never in popular periodicals of
> > general interest. Perhaps I'll post one of the shorter items so you can
> > laud me appropriately.
>
> /taps foot.

Uh, is that like clapping your hands, but in Dutch?

>
> >>>>> And to wit, some rather notably famous personage from a bygone era
> >>>>
> >>>> Sounds like you're really really old. 94?
> >>>
> >>> A geezer never tells his age.
> >>
> >> 94 it is then.
> >
> > Nah. You're at least a radian off.
>
> 109?

If I told you my age, you'd think I was lying.

>
> >>>>> No, it's what I call a loaded question. Do you know any Australians
> >>>>> besides kangaroos and koala bears?
> >>>>
> >>>> Yes. Remember Mark Parnell, rf, brucie and Disco Octopus? (probably
> >>>> forgot a few)
> >>>
> >>> Oh, yeah, there's an optimistic quartet...
> >>
> >> They most likely are in real life - they're Aussies :-)
> >
> > Well, I suppose that to the average Nederlander, any non-national would
> > seem euphoric.
>
> What's a non-national?

A foreigner, in this case anyone not Dutch.

>
> >>> No. Besides, during those unavoidable dry spells, I have my trusty
> >>> rubber life raft with the painting on it to wile away the tension.
> >>
> >> Eeew!
> >> (and I don't believe you)
> >
> > Okay. It's a pneumatic nympho
>
> You wish.
>
> > with gnome-like features
>
> still don't believe you

Let's save some time here. What would you believe?

>
> > and elves are considered to be acceptably deviant forms of mischief.
>
> elves are considered to be acceptably deviant figments of mischievous
> imagination.

Perhaps, but some people's acceptably deviant figments are more
mischievous than others.

>
> >> I never did. I called it 'repeating the word do' and 'combined it with
> >> da'. I reckon that leaves space for a 'de' if I want to.
> >
> > 'Know a girl by that name who manages a trois and would be glad to hear
> > it.
>
> I can send you an mp3 if you like.

How about a stream? In return, I present this mellow little sonnet
(stream at end) which would often lull me to sleep on those warm, summer
nights when I went to bed with no underwear. Note that this is not a
personal creation but the words are still both meaningful and eloquent.

->
Black lights and a cigarette,
Pink lips and a leather dress.
And she burns inside:
A thousand lies burning in her eyes.

And I'm running but I don't know where,
I'm running fast from the things I care,
And it feels like twenty-five years,
Twenty-five thousand years.
What you had, what you had just fades.
What you had just fades.

Loves lost a thousand times,
And you know that it's babes in dives.
Lechs love, nothing less;
Black lace and a leather dress.

And I'm running 'cause I know she's there.
This isn't cricket but I don't care.
And I know that she won't ever feel
Not in twenty-five thousand years.
What you had just fades.
What you had just fades.
What you had just fades.

Black lights and a cigarette,
Pink lips and a leather dress.
Lechs love, nothing less...
What you had just fades.
What you had just fades.
<-

http://www.neredbojias.com/_uimages/bll2c.m3u

>
> >>> Furthermore, the words, commonplace
> >>> and uninspired, remind me of little more than unpaid bills, mental
> >>> instability, and sexual deviancy from multiple directions.
> >>
> >> Sounds like you have a full and busy life with no room for negative
> >> thoughts.
> >
> > Yep. I'm Australian at heart.
>
> Glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.

I was when I wrote it. Subliminal masochism?

--
Neredbojias
Contrary to popular belief, it is believable.

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